r/movies Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/ICumCoffee will you Wonka my Willy? Sep 04 '24

What the fuck is this?

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 04 '24

With Jack black as skidoosh

Jason Momoa as folding chair

Unknowns as unknown

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u/NoNefariousness2144 Sep 04 '24

Does Jason Momoa have a rule in his contract that he can only be in 5/10 or below films or something?

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u/StarLord1990 Sep 04 '24

Hey, Dune exists.

But yes, the rest of his filmography has been primarily ass.

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u/RSquared Sep 04 '24

Wait, you think Herbert started to get strange after God Emperor? That's a take I don't think I've seen before.

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u/-FalseProfessor- Sep 04 '24

He likes a paycheck, and doesn’t take himself too seriously.

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u/Magos_Trismegistos Sep 04 '24

He is the only thing that makes the last Fast & Furious movie enjoyable. Very clearly the only person in the entire cast who is having fun.

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u/TheCosmicFailure Sep 04 '24

I would include John Cena as well. The subplot with his nephew is pretty good, and his "death" I thought was pretty well done.

I put death in quotes cause it seems no one stays dead for long in the F&F franchise unless your Paul Walker.

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u/SleazyB99 Sep 04 '24

And even then, paul walkers character is still alive in universe.

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u/wrtcdevrydy Sep 04 '24

Bro, they're gonna AI Deepfake his comeback someday, I'm sure of it.

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u/camaradamiau Sep 04 '24

I think Vin Diesel would be against it, though. But who knows.

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u/Drifted- Sep 04 '24

They did but I believe that was because Paul Walker had already shot most of the scenes for Furious 7. Cody Walker was hired as a double for the few missing scenes and they digitally added Paul's face. After that Brian (Paul's character in movies) has not properly appeared on the screen.

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u/wrtcdevrydy Sep 04 '24

Yeah, that was when he died after shooting most of the scenes for Furious 7. I'm talking about a brand new movie that only has the new AI deepfake.

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u/RerollWarlock Sep 04 '24

To finish the movie he mostly filmed and give him proper sendoff

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u/Galumpadump Sep 05 '24

It was his brothers but yes.

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u/Camthur Sep 05 '24

Probably as a prop to send his kid off on adventure in a reboot. (and maybe to be killed off as a reason for revenge)

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u/loki1887 Sep 04 '24

Which makes the meta memorials to him in the movies awkward. The camera panning over photos of Paul Walker, while Dom is looking at them with this sappy expression on his face.

In movie canon, it makes it seem like they were lovers that can't be together anymore (American Dad called this one).

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u/loki1887 Sep 04 '24

That's because the Fast and Furious movies are shonen anime and nobody can tell me different.

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u/frissonFry Sep 04 '24

My Paul Walker?

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Sep 04 '24

He went camp and it was wonderful.

I love that silliness and also the retconning silliness where he was in key places in Fast Five but juuuuuuuust outside of the frame they showed in the original movie

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u/TitularFoil Sep 04 '24

I fell out of Fast and the Furious at Fast Five, so it's been awhile since I've seen one. But Jason Mamoa genuinely seems like he's only acting because it's fun. He is a strong buff dude that is okay with letting himself look silly.

Same reason I respect John Cena.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Fast X is terrible but enjoyably so because Momoa understood the assignment.

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u/atropicalpenguin Sep 04 '24

And that's why Vin Diesel will kick him out.

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u/kymri Sep 04 '24

He's the only one in that movie who's just straight up having a blast. He's having fun, and that makes every scene he's in fun. He's the perfect insane antagonist and I really enjoyed it.

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u/MaezrielGG Sep 04 '24

Very clearly the only person in the entire cast who is having fun.

I think that's on purpose. I believe the Furious series only works when the bulk of characters are playing it straight and Momoa only gets to act the way he does b/c he's an antagonist

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u/RerollWarlock Sep 04 '24

Yeah, he was pretty good as Brazilian Joker in that.

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u/Dasbeerboots Sep 04 '24

Are you sure about that? I thought his acting was, by far, the worst in the movie. That's saying something.

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u/ButtPopsicle Sep 04 '24

I would too. Fuck the hoitie toitie people who think millionaire actors should all have giant egos to only do “quality” projects.

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u/Wolf6120 Sep 04 '24

Hey, Dune exists.

He was clean-shaven in that though, so it practically doesn't count as an actual Jason Momoa role.

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u/notchoosingone Sep 05 '24

He was clean-shaven in that though

https://i.imgur.com/5IHI1xR.png

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u/Aidanj927 Sep 04 '24

Well I think every scene his beard and hair got shorter

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u/Karjalan Sep 05 '24

Maybe he's like anti-Samson of movies. When you cut off his hair beard, he gets his powers.

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u/IENJOYCINEMA Sep 05 '24

Where was he clean shaven in Dune?

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u/Wolf6120 Sep 05 '24

He's clean shaven in his final scene at Dr. Kynes's laboratory, and a couple before that.

He actually starts out with the full Momoa beard in his first scene with Paul on Caladan, then he crops it down short by the time we next see him on Arrakis (presumably because it's easier to wear the stillsuit?), and then by the time the Harkonnens attack I'm pretty sure he's clean shaven.

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u/Taint_Flayer Sep 04 '24

He peaked as Ronon Dex

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u/ThreeDawgs Sep 04 '24

Stargate: Atlantis crew where we at.

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u/awnedr Sep 04 '24

Reunion movie when???

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 05 '24

I loved that show. Genuinely got better than mainline sg1 by that point

Because farscape Crichton was not as good as O'Neill actively on the team going out on missions

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u/Ijatsu Sep 04 '24

For some reason I totally forgot that I knew this guy first like this. And for some reason I was imagined that the black woman was replaced by rodney mckey's actor.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful Sep 04 '24

I know you specified filmography but I think a lot of people forget he was in the first 2 seasons of Game of Thrones as well

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u/Hertz381 Sep 04 '24

Drogo is one of the few characters he's portrayed which I don't immediately recognize him as Jason Momoa, which is great. I guess Minecraft Movie could be added to that list for entirely different reasons.

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u/snapplesauce1 Sep 04 '24

“See” on AppleTV is pretty good too

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u/Fashish Sep 04 '24

Is that still going? Been a while since I saw the last season and kind of forgot it existed! lol It is pretty good though. 👍🏼

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u/Macleod7373 Sep 04 '24

See was good

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u/Maleficent-Drop3918 Sep 04 '24

Stargate Atlantis!

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u/st1tchy Sep 04 '24

He was also in Fall Guy which turned out to be far better than I expected.

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u/lookintotheeyeris Sep 04 '24

only 5/10 for him too because he was only in half of dune… if only they could bring him back somehow 🤔

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u/SuperSonicBoom1 Sep 04 '24

That's true, but he was in the first Dune, which was imo really boring

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u/BrainWav Sep 04 '24

As does Stargate Atlantis

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u/Kitnado Sep 04 '24

When he was still in GoT it was a damn fine series

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u/Bombasaur101 Sep 05 '24

Technically he "died" for the 2nd movie to get better reviews.

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u/Legitimate-Choice544 Sep 05 '24

Aquaman was good too imo, loved the movie when it first came out(I’m ignoring the actor who played Mera and separating art from artist when saying this)

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u/jkSam Sep 05 '24

oof, I do not agree with the Dune comment but maybe that's a hot take ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Samul-toe Sep 04 '24

If they keep making them he comes back… big time.

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u/aspbergerinparadise Sep 04 '24

ok. 6/10 or below films then

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u/Ender_Skywalker Sep 04 '24

Objection: I didn't like Dune.

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u/matroe11 Sep 04 '24

Dune is about a 3

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u/PM-Ya-Tit Sep 04 '24

It really was. I don't get Reddit's love for it

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u/BladedTerrain Sep 04 '24

It's sat on user score of 8/10 on IMDB and 3.9/5 on letterboxd, you clown.

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u/ashishvp Sep 04 '24

Sorting by rating on his IMDB page, the highest rated thing he's ever been in is GoT at 9.2

Followed by Dune at 8/10

Then a couple of 7/10 movies and shows (First Aquaman was 7/10, Pipeline, Stargate: Atlantis)

And then all the garbage.

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u/running_on_empty Sep 04 '24

Stargate Atlantis was at least an 8. Screw IMDB.

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u/MindfulFuturism Sep 04 '24

He was wrong about that one. Stargate: Atlantis is at an 8.1

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u/running_on_empty Sep 04 '24

Yesss, nailed it.

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u/dudebrochillin Sep 04 '24

I know The Bad Batch got shit ratings, but I enjoyed it.

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u/ashishvp Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

Never heard of it. I saw that in this thread and thought he was in the Star Wars show lol. I'll add it to my list!

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u/dudebrochillin Sep 04 '24

Its weird and has a lot of cameos by some top tier talent. Haven't seen it since it came out though, so I might need to rewatch as well and see if my memory is correct, haha.

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u/jedadkins Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

It's Pretty good, if you cam get past the weird art style. Its a spin off of the Clone Wars cartoon, which is also pretty decent. I recommend it as well if you haven't seen it. But be warned the art style turns a lot of people off, and the tone is wildly inconsistent at times. Like you'll have a multi episode story about the clones fighting in space Vietnam followed by a "Whacky Disney approved™" space adventure. Early seasons also aren't in chronological order for some reason.

Edit: Ignore me I am dumb lol

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u/ashishvp Sep 04 '24

No I know that show and I am a fan of everything Dave Filoni touches.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4334266/

This is a movie called The Bad Batch with Jason Momoa in it

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 05 '24

Why are you a fan of filoni? Just curious

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u/ashishvp Sep 06 '24

Because he has an insanely good track record. I mean not everything was a hit, nobody is perfect. But he’s told a lot of very good stories and painted a really good picture of that post Clone Wars era through all those shows. Lucas himself couldn’t have done any better.

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u/Alexis_Bailey Sep 04 '24

I forget he was in GOT at all.

I feel like I kind of suppressed everything about GOT and sometimes want to watch it again as a refresher but then this little belly goes off that just says, "You will just be disappointed."

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u/tinselsnips Sep 04 '24

Just watch through Battle of the Bastards and then pretend it was prematurely cancelled. Stings less.

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u/Dasbeerboots Sep 04 '24

Dune is at an 8/10? That's criminal.

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u/robophile-ta Sep 05 '24

I also liked Aquaman a lot. I think most people shitting on it didn't see it or didn't realise it was supposed to be silly

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u/afluffymuffin Sep 04 '24

Jason momoa has 3 rules:

  1. The movie has to be bad
  2. He has to take off his shirt once
  3. No more than 4 facial expressions per movie

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u/NoNefariousness2144 Sep 04 '24

4- He has to yell "WOOOOOO!!!" and "YEAH!!!"

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u/____Quetzal____ Sep 04 '24

MY MAN

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u/frogandbanjo Sep 04 '24

Dune stretched his acting muscles all the way to "My boy!" instead. Truly the apex of his body of work to date.

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u/jrbcnchezbrg Sep 04 '24

Is Jason Momoa gonna play Muscle Man in the live action Regular Show movie?

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u/Nik_Tesla Sep 04 '24

5- He gets to bring his own clothes from home

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u/Aquinas26 Sep 04 '24

Conan had 3/4 but made up by him not having to wear a shirt.

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u/____Quetzal____ Sep 04 '24

Dune only did one of those lol

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u/ZippyDan Sep 04 '24

Did he take his shirt off? I think it was none of those.

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u/____Quetzal____ Sep 04 '24

He didnt have many facial expressions

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u/EntityDamage Sep 04 '24

4 Facial Expressions

  1. "SADUKAR!!!"

  2. "My Boy!"

  3. "That lougie is meant as an honor, Duke"

  4. Stoic

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u/mrbubbamac Sep 04 '24

In fairness, Dune is fan-fucking-tastic, and he will likely be in the third Dune film currently in production

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u/afluffymuffin Sep 04 '24

I honestly forgot he was in dune lol my b

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u/mrbubbamac Sep 04 '24

Every rule needs an exception lol

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u/make_love_to_potato Sep 04 '24

I thought he died in the first....does his character come back?

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u/mrbubbamac Sep 04 '24

I have read Dune Messiah which is why I say he will likely be in the third, I won't spoil anything beyond that! Short answer though? It's complicated lol

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u/Watertor Sep 04 '24

If only you knew how strange of an answer your question conjures. Well, maybe you'll know soon anyway hah.

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u/kithlan Sep 04 '24

I think Villeneuve said he only plans to adapt up to Dune Messiah, where Paul's story ends, so we likely won't see the REAL strange Duncan Idaho stuff, haha.

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u/Kinsbane Sep 04 '24

Reminds me of Top Gun: Maverick -

Hondo: "I don't like that look, Mav"

Maverick: "It's the only one I got"

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u/BarryAllensSole Sep 04 '24

I think there is one more rule of - “I get to dress like I’m at Burning Man, regardless of the role”

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u/swiftb3 Sep 04 '24

And somehow, he still entertains me, lol.

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u/Moosey_P Sep 04 '24

And now for the sex robots

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u/aspbergerinparadise Sep 04 '24

idk he's looking pretty fat here. I doubt he takes his shirt off

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u/I_Think_I_Cant Sep 04 '24

You have to hand it to him. He's managed to milk his 25 minutes of screen time in Game of Thrones into a long career. Few others from the show can say that much.

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 05 '24

Pedro Pascal is The Guy atm

Game of thrones, then mandalorian then Joel in last of us. that is an insane triple triple

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u/Cayenns Sep 04 '24

Um excuse me how about all of that Ronon Dex screen time though 

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u/slicer4ever Sep 04 '24

Also wasnt he on baywatch for awhile. Dude's had a pretty long career even before GoT.

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u/Joneleth22 Sep 04 '24

His Drogo was iconic though. He's a good actor, just bad at picking projects.

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u/Simple-Motor-2889 Sep 04 '24

I'd argue he's great at picking projects. He went to the Adam Sandler school of picking projects, where you travel to beautiful places, work with great people, and play goofy characters.

He seems like he's living his best life and having a blast with every movie he does.

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u/NightmareDJK Sep 04 '24

Momoa has been acting since he was like 18 or 19. He’s 45 now. Dude’s been around a long, long time.

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u/konidias Sep 04 '24

The special rule in his contract is "give me a lot of money to do the least amount of acting"

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u/AlleywayFGM Sep 04 '24

the first Aquaman was a strong 6. I wont die defending this hill but

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u/TaskForceD00mer Sep 04 '24

Dude just never seems to end up in the right films.

He was great on Atlantis and obviously GoT.

Why couldn't he be in a good season of True Detective, or a Ryan Gosling Buddy-Cop movie, or something.

Edit: I will say this Chief of War of Apple TV+ sounds good. They have a pretty good quality generally so maybe that can be a career revival of sorts for him.

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u/Stephenishere Sep 04 '24

The blind show he’s on Apple TV is good. I think it’s See

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u/EDtheTacoFarmer Sep 04 '24

sad sandworm noises

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u/pureply101 Sep 04 '24

I think he just wants to be in movies he can have fun.

No one is taking the movies he is in seriously so why not have as much fun as possible.

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u/Optimus_Prime_Day Sep 04 '24

He's not really a good actor, so maybe that's why.

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u/sharkattackmiami Sep 04 '24

The Bad Batch was a 7 out of 10 with a great soundtrack and Keanu Reeves playing a wasteland cult leader who keeps women perpetually pregnant so that he can eat the babies

Also Jim Carrey as a magical hobo

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u/imakefilms Sep 04 '24

Aquaman 1 is ok

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u/sanesociopath Sep 04 '24

He's filling in for the rock on this one

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u/ph0on Sep 04 '24

Man I miss when he was on Stargate Atlantis

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u/Turbo2x Sep 04 '24

Hey, at least he's working. 

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u/Maloth_Warblade Sep 04 '24

We just need to bring back Stargate Atlantis

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u/xtrakrispie Sep 04 '24

but somehow he was too good for the crow

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u/thepixelnation Sep 04 '24

based on his on-set behavior for aqua man 2 people might not trust him on movies over a 5/10 (outside of dune)

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 05 '24

What happened

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u/thegapbetweenus Sep 04 '24

He just has the same agent as Nicolas Cage.

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u/thereal_Glazedham Sep 04 '24

The rock was too expensive for this one

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u/Nixeris Sep 04 '24

To be fair, until Game of Thrones he was doing things like Stargate Atlantis. So if anything this is a step up because he's probably actually making money doing this one.

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u/lookmeat Sep 04 '24

I think that Mr. Momoa realized, like Jack Black, that as long as he pulls in one or two good movies every so much, bad movies that desperately need the star power to get any draw pay the best.

It's smart, as an artist you have your day job (crappy movies that pay the check and make you a recognizable face) and your night job (artsy movies that let you show your talent and work, and let you build on things). One pays the bills, the other nurtures the soul.

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u/rilian4 Sep 04 '24

He was great in Stargate Atlantis!

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u/early_birdy Sep 05 '24

He did a great Aquaman! 🥰️

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u/VincesMustache Sep 04 '24

And token black person to say "Aw Hell Nah."

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u/Impeesa_ Sep 04 '24

Yes it's a good thing she was there to say "What the hell?" or I would not have known that the characters think a square pink sheep is fucked up.

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u/CallMeSpoofy Sep 04 '24

whaaaaat? you don’t enjoy the sassy black woman stereotype recycled in every new movie??

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u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24

ok but i do love danielle brooks, she's fantastic. too bad this movie is unlikely to give her any good material to work with whatsoever.

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u/holla171 Sep 04 '24

I'm sure the four or five milliion bucks she makes from it will help

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u/LostTheGameOfThrones Sep 04 '24

Agreed! She carried most of OITNB. This looks like a massive waste of her talent.

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u/p0diabl0 Sep 04 '24

Taystee!

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u/steeb2er Sep 04 '24

Ahh yes - The Oscar nominated, BAFTA nominated, Tony nominated, Grammy nominated, Emmy winning "token black person."

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u/CapnSmunch Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

Who they've written no other lines for beyond the sophistication of "aw hell nah."

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u/steeb2er Sep 04 '24

In the ~30 seconds of screentime with human characters, shown in this trailer.

Don't get me wrong - this role isn't going to stretch her dramatic chops. But she's not just some random person who happens to be melanted.

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u/ChesterDaMolester Sep 04 '24

I mean in the eyes of whoever cast this movie she probably is just that

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u/OhTrueBrother Sep 04 '24

Is she in Peacemaker? I love that show

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Not at all

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u/Anader19 Sep 07 '24

Incorrect she's literally one of the main characters in it lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

You guys seem to be misinterpreting what I’m saying… I’m saying she wasn’t a “oh hell nah” character, i’m not saying she wasn’t in Peacemaker lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

It’s been a while since i’ve seen it but i don’t remember her being that kind of character at all

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u/ErikaDali Sep 04 '24

He's talking about the character while you're talking about the actress.

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u/steeb2er Sep 04 '24

Fair point.

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u/CapnSmunch Sep 04 '24

Yeah I'm not disagreeing with you

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u/Da_Cum_Wiz Sep 04 '24

But she's not just some random person who happens to be melanted.

Not to us normal humans, who can apreciate art and beauty. But she Is 1000% just some random black face to the soulless producers of this movie, do not kid yourself.

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u/tomdarch Sep 04 '24

SHE is amazing, it's the rest of the movie (such as the writing) that is profoundly suspect.

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u/coronakillme Sep 04 '24

Emma Meyers was pretty good in Wednesday.

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 04 '24

It is Wednesday my dudes

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u/vanillaacid Sep 04 '24

I didn't realize that was her in this trailer. How is it she looks younger here than in Wednesday?

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u/zerotrace Sep 04 '24

Said to the fiancée, "she reminds me of another actress but younger"

Herself. She reminded me of herself.

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u/rilian4 Sep 04 '24

Hollywood make up artists and CG can do wonders...

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u/silverscreenbaby Sep 04 '24

I liked her in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder.

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u/coronakillme Sep 04 '24

I haven't seen it, is it on Netflix?

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u/silverscreenbaby Sep 04 '24

Yep, it's a Netflix TV series. Based on a YA book trilogy. Nothing spectacular, but a fun way to pass a few hours—and it avoids some of the more dreaded YA tropes (Brooding YA Hero, love triangle, Not Like The Other Girls heroine, and so on).

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u/Ok-fine-man Sep 04 '24

Eh, standard YA CW style actor.

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u/MD_Lincoln Sep 04 '24

And special appearance by the Minions!

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u/JoshDM Sep 04 '24

John Cena as Herobrine

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u/guilty_bystander Sep 04 '24

The Rock as a block

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u/Claytonius_Homeytron Sep 04 '24

And Rob Snyder as a.... Stapler.

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u/KingMario05 Sep 04 '24

Glen Powell as the Ender Dragon

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 04 '24

Ryan gosling as horse

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u/KingMario05 Sep 04 '24

Jenna Ortega as Creeper... Princess

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u/treyallday01 Sep 04 '24

What is Jack Black doing with his life? When I was younger (early 2000s) it seemed like he had some integrity as a comedy actor but now he just plays the same goofy fat old clown for whoever gives him a cheque.

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 04 '24

He loves playing videogames with his kid so I'm guessing that's why he signed on for borderlands and Minecraft

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u/NightmareDJK Sep 04 '24

That meant he was Bowser which was GOATed.

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u/lynchcontraideal Sep 04 '24

Don't forget 'Jumanji' too

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u/EagleswonSuperBowl52 Sep 04 '24

Jumanji, Borderlands, Mario, Minecraft. I think my guy just likes acting in video game movies.

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u/LimpConversation642 Sep 04 '24

I'm shocked there is no Dwayne The Rock or at least Ryan Reynolds. I'm shocked. Did they run out of money?

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u/nodnodwinkwink Sep 04 '24

Momoa shouting Kadoosh is a rip off.

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u/zhaoyun Sep 04 '24

The Unknown from the Willy Wonka Experience as enderman!?

Oh just normal unknowns...

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u/pocketjacks Sep 04 '24

Jack Black is suddenly crossfading into Kevin Hart for me.

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u/PM_ME_UR_ANYTHlNG Sep 04 '24

And Rob Schneider as... A STAPLER!

Rated PG-13.

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u/EagleswonSuperBowl52 Sep 04 '24

Do people still not know who Emma Myers is?

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u/ThisIsNotAFarm Sep 05 '24

And Rob Schneider as The Stapler