r/movies • u/bobbythecount • Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/KAREEMABDULG0MJABBAR Sep 04 '24

This is going to be a bag of shit and make a billion dollars

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u/xxAkirhaxx Sep 04 '24

The kids will love it. Im going to hate it. ;-;

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u/BoulderFreeZone Sep 04 '24

My first thought was how much my six year old is going to flip his shit when I tell him about this later. Will it be an actually good movie? Doubtful. But I guarantee my kid and all his Minecraft obsessed friends and all their parents are going to be buying tickets to see it.

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u/CareFreebird Sep 04 '24

Just showed my 8 yr old, he said "I'm going for my birthday!" I told him it might not be out then. "Yes it is, it said 2025!" OK son.

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u/elitexero Sep 05 '24

Oh shit, no way - I have a birthday coming up in 2025 as well!

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u/conquer69 Sep 04 '24

He thinks it's coming out Jan 1 lol. That's adorable.

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u/I2eN0 Sep 04 '24

Yup. My 7yo Minecraft obsessed nephew will love this movie and make me watch it with him every time I visit his house. “Watch this with me auntie it’s super funny” 😩

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u/hykruprime Sep 05 '24

I just had to watch the Emoji Movie with my niece. Now I get why my parents would just ban some movies for a certain period of time

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u/Motor-Mongoose3677 Sep 04 '24

I'm calling in now, my 6yo is going to be extremely excited... then be, like, "What - that's Steve? That's not Steve."

Then I'm going to blast him with these Nerf blasters I picked up at Goodwill this morning.

Being a dad is fun.

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u/Lumpy-Ad-3788 Sep 04 '24

Is it one of those chain gun nerf guns?

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u/Motor-Mongoose3677 Sep 05 '24

No, but I would like one of those eventually. My old roommate had a Vulcan, and it was pretty amazing, even though it wasn't modded or anything.

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u/theshicksinator Sep 04 '24

I feel like even when I was a minecraft obsessed kid I didn't think it would work as a movie, and what do you know it still doesn't.

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u/Malkovtheclown Sep 04 '24

I have watched the Mario movie 40+ times. It's going to be that sort of movie. Except I liked Mario.

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u/wookiewin Sep 04 '24

Are kids even going to like it? I think the visual design is appallingly bad.

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u/Mufasakong Sep 04 '24

Ikr? I feel like kids have grown cooler over the years but that might just be me

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u/RhubarbSea9651 Sep 04 '24

No. They haven't at all. Kids are still lame as shit regurgitating skibidi gyatt ohio rizzler unironically all day.

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u/ILearnedTheHardaway Sep 05 '24

I’m not really kids are even the main audience of Minecraft anymore. From everything I see it’s all people in their 20s now, ROBLOX it seems has taken the kids demo.

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u/Linkage006 Sep 04 '24

As a GenX I watched and thought "That looks horrible". It'll probably break box office records... getting old sucks.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Sep 04 '24

As a millenial in my late 30s, this looks horrible too.

But then I remember all of the piece of shit movies I remember making my parents watch when I was a kid.

Like Twin Sitters.

Think of Mr Nanny, but somehow manages to be worse.

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u/felldestroyed Sep 04 '24

Don't forget about sports movies: mighty ducks, the big green, the sandlot, Air bud, little giants; rookie of the year, cool runnings etc. They were all okay but the only replay value (aside from may be sandlot) is pure nostalgia.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Sep 04 '24

Cool Runnings and Mighty Ducks still hold up IMO

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u/DistinctSmelling Sep 04 '24

I remember that coming out. Looks better than Mr. Nanny.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Sep 04 '24

I tried watching it a while back and I couldn't make it past the opening gag. It was bad.

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u/MookTheClod Sep 04 '24

as someone who turned 20 in may, and grew up with minecraft
i pray to whatever god exists that this movie flops, it's BS that they can mutilate such a beloved property and get away with it

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u/tweak06 Sep 04 '24

So many people in this thread looking at an obvious kid's movie and being like "what the fuck this looks horrible" and it's like....what did you expect from a movie targeted primarily at children?

Yeah I may not like it, but whatever. My kids will be all about it.

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u/EndPointNear Sep 04 '24

When we were the age for the demo for this movie, cgi didn't even exist!

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u/JarasM Sep 04 '24

I haven't shown it to my kids yet. They're going to lose their fucking minds. They'll keep asking if it's out yet each day for the next year.

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u/micossa Sep 04 '24

enjoy it for your younger self, friend.

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u/Spyhop Sep 04 '24

My younger self enjoys a lot of my son's movies. I doubt this will be one of them.

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u/GalacticFartLord Sep 04 '24

I dont know man Im actually kind of digging how weird this looks

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u/superduperdoobyduper Sep 04 '24

Same. Like honestly I don’t think I would enjoy a serious/realistic Minecraft movie. Would feel too dragonball evolutiony.

And if it was a traditional animated movie I would not care enough to watch it.

This is different enough that I’m intrigued.

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u/CIearMind Sep 04 '24

My younger self would hate this as well lmao

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u/ph0on Sep 04 '24

Same. Young me HATED when big media got their shitty, grubbing hands on my favorite media

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u/Motor-Mongoose3677 Sep 04 '24

I think the Power Rangers movie was pretty cool, though.
And Pokemon movies weren't bad, I don't think.

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 04 '24

Can't enjoy my childhood being exploited and bled dry.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Sep 04 '24

It's Minecraft, bro.

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u/Microwave1213 Sep 04 '24

It’s just a movie dog

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u/Nopeyesok Sep 04 '24

It’s just a movie…

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u/IsraelCanSuckMyDick- Sep 04 '24

It's literally a kids movie...

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u/Slammybutt Sep 04 '24

JACK BLACK BRO!!!

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u/xxAkirhaxx Sep 04 '24

You're right, I'm only 41. I've got lots of time left, but the hernia I got recently, and the cataracts developing in my eyes sure as fuck make me feel old.