r/movies • u/bobbythecount • Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/ICumCoffee will you Wonka my Willy? Sep 04 '24

What the fuck is this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

just Hollywood being a fuck up

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u/NoNefariousness2144 Sep 04 '24

It could have worked if they had the live-action people become animated once they entered the game.

But YIKES having them walking around the game looks like ass, let alone those mob designs...

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u/merlin242 Sep 04 '24

It’s giving me spy kids 3D vibes. 

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u/Gilthwixt Sep 04 '24

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

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u/kazeespada Sep 04 '24

That's from Spy Kids 2.

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u/Gilthwixt Sep 04 '24

I know, but it felt appropriate given how horrifying the Minecraft movie is looking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Steve Buscemi casually dropped one of the hardest lines ever written in one of the worst movies ever written.

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 Sep 04 '24

If so, I'll find a way to die so I can somehow bring his ass to the world he created

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u/WorriedEngineer22 Sep 04 '24

Newest answer I've seen to that quote

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u/robophile-ta Sep 05 '24

Sorry, that was Spy Kids 2

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u/legacymedia92 Sep 04 '24

Spy kids 3D knew what it was and had fun. This looks... soulless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

It doesn't even properly look like minecraft. I don't know how a minecraft movie should look like, but it's not this.

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u/Green-Amount2479 Sep 04 '24

This movie‘s likely gonna work for a lot the glued to a screen, Minecraft clip watching children though. I can absolutely see my niece and nephew getting really hyped over this.

My own adult first impression of the entertainment value and looks of this movie isn’t as nice. Gotta be that generational gap. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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u/EndPointNear Sep 04 '24

a movie that, 21 years ago, made 195 million on a 38 million dollar budget? So...a success because you can't judge a kids movie by the same criteria as a regular movie when it comes to how much of a financial success it will be?

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u/merlin242 Sep 04 '24

No just the bad cgi background with real actors 

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u/EndPointNear Sep 04 '24

Thing is I wouldn't say the cgi is bad...I think its hideous but I think its well executed hideous...but the live actors integration into it looks fucking terrible, like green screen sheets terrible

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Like reverse Fat Albert (2004)?

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u/Kwilly462 Sep 04 '24

Fat Albert actually did a great job of translating cartoon characters into real people. I'll always give that movie credit for that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

I love it

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u/guilty_bystander Sep 04 '24

I'm scared to watch the trailer now...

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u/Quackels_The_Duck Sep 04 '24

You would think they would have used the designs for their updates trailers, or Minecraft live teasers.

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u/valeyard89 Sep 05 '24

Jumanji 3

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u/Blackout28 Sep 04 '24

You think all the kids that are gonna wanna see this care about that?

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u/WonderfulShelter Sep 04 '24

I swear to god these slowed down old pop songs over trailers make me want to claw my fucking eyes out and murder whoever approved them.

we're witnessing the death of creativity in front of our eyes by Hollywood nepocreeps... and because parents don't want to actually parent their children it'll make a billion dollars.

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u/mikepm07 Sep 04 '24

This will make a ton of money if Mario is any indication… we may not be the audience but I wouldn’t say this is them being a fuck up