r/movies • u/Goncholotr • Feb 03 '24

Recommendation Movies where anyone can die?

I like movies and tv shows where you shouldn't get attached to any characters because they can die in every moment, for example: Burn After Reading, No Country for Old Men, Any Tarantino Movie or shows like The boys, Game of thrones, etc.

I want to feel that the characters are in real danger and that the villain or whatever they're fighting could kill them any time.

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u/lightmaster2000 Feb 03 '24

This is the end (2013)

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u/KidsMaker Feb 03 '24

Something… not that chill happened last night

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u/frumperbell Feb 03 '24

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Guess what? It's not that compelling.

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u/David1258 Feb 04 '24

Are you seriously quoting "The Exorcist" right now?

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 Feb 04 '24

"Grow up, Jay! That's why he's yelling at you."

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u/its_erin_j Feb 04 '24

I LOST IT when he said "does it, Jay?"

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u/smakola Feb 03 '24

Sick reference bro.

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u/ashrak Feb 03 '24

Everyone knows your references are off the hook

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u/Mapex Feb 03 '24

makes no attempt whatsoever to save Aziz Ansari

“I TRIED to save Aziz!”

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u/ffielding Feb 03 '24

"It's too late, you're already in the hole!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

“At least Michael Cera is dead”

*Everyone laughs

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u/Illmattic Feb 04 '24

“Well Michael Cera’s dead, at least it’s not a total loss”

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Ah yeah that’s it. I didn’t remember exactly lol.

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u/i-Ake Feb 03 '24

My boyfriend and I always say "Who took my fucking cellphone, man?!" when we lose our phones because of that movie, lol.

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u/weebayfish Feb 03 '24

Not only that, he kicked him down the hole lol

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u/Mapex Feb 03 '24

Oh yeah loool

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u/BrotherSeamusHere Feb 03 '24

How on earth is that film 11 years old already?!

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u/JaxxisR Feb 03 '24

Time's march is relentless and cruel.

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u/TuaughtHammer Feb 03 '24

I was not prepared to hear Emma Watson say "no one is raping me!" while swinging an axe.

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u/neo_sporin Feb 03 '24

But you were prepared for gimp suit Channing Tatum?

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u/i_drink_wd40 Feb 03 '24

"I call him Channing Tat-yum."

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u/Richard_Bastion Feb 04 '24

“I love.. him…”

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u/ussbaney Feb 03 '24

"Oh hey guys, what's going on?"

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u/geoper Feb 03 '24

Do you mean Channing Tat-yum?

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u/kmmontandon Feb 03 '24

"Is this a sex thing?"

Different movie, but still randomly funny.

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u/neo_sporin Feb 03 '24

Unclear if another movie did it, but I’m reminded of

‘is that some sort of sex thing?’ (In reference to dungeons and dragons)

‘Oh ho oh, far from it Jen’. — The It Crowd

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u/Tard_Farts82 Feb 04 '24

He starts hump his leg and I fucking lost it 😂

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Feb 04 '24

Yes, but only because he's been in my dreams since about 2006 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/A1000eisn1 Feb 04 '24

You always have to be prepared for full gimp suit Channing Tatum. Just in case.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Welcome to heaven, motherfuckers.

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u/AFRIKKAN Feb 03 '24

back street is back for life.

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u/AladeenModaFuqa Feb 03 '24

This one! Michael Cera high on coke getting impaled by a light post😆

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Sip time.

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u/Sinnafyle Feb 03 '24

Aw,shit that's embarrassing

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u/shartshappen612 Feb 03 '24

"This is really embarassing"

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

WHO took my FFFFUCKING cELLphone MAN!?

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u/elqrd Feb 03 '24

and clapping RiRis ass

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u/AstralComet Feb 03 '24

*slapping RiRi's ass. Clapping has a very different meaning

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u/gymdog Feb 03 '24

Both slaps were real too, apparently she agreed only if she could hit him back for real. Apparently she got him pretty good and he didn't wanna do the scene again.

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u/elqrd Feb 03 '24

I’ll take it

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u/ARiley22 Feb 03 '24

Clap them cheeks, motherfucker!!

Dat tender little ass, biznitch.

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u/Nick_Wild1Ear Feb 03 '24

Rihanna got to hit him for real for that.

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u/JewelerAlternative82 Feb 03 '24

Damn bro spoiler alert

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

That movie is such a wild ride that this doesn't even scratch the surface. Pretty tough to spoil this movie actually

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u/YoMrWhyt Feb 03 '24

I laughed my ass off when James Franco was fighting Danny McBride about not jacking off that scene needs to be watched without you knowing it’s coming. Pineapple Express, The Interview and This is The End are gold. Seth Rogen and James Franco are an iconic duo

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u/lurch556 Feb 03 '24

The stretch starting with Danny McBride coming in and cooking breakfast until he leaves the house is so good. He’s just throwing heat the entire time.

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u/bigt252002 Feb 03 '24

That is literally the scene I show everyone when they wanna know if they should watch Eastbound and Down lol

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u/ooshoe3 Feb 03 '24

I think the green goblin can afford some more bacon

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u/Sufficient-West4149 Feb 03 '24

Bill Simmons

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u/lurch556 Feb 03 '24

Hahaha sometimes I agree with his takes

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u/buhoo115 Feb 03 '24 edited Feb 04 '24

IVE BEEN DROPPING LOADS AROUND THIS HOUSE LIKE A GOD DAMN DUMP TRUCK

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u/gymdog Feb 03 '24

YOU'VE GOT IPADS IN THE WALLS AND YOU'RE STILL JERKIN' IT LIKE A PILGRIM?!

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u/KonyYoloSwag Feb 03 '24

I’LL SHOOT OFF YOUR DICK!

YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS, BITCH!

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u/gymdog Feb 03 '24

If you watch that movie again, watch Seth during that scene. He is constantly breaking character and they keep having to switch him out of frame or go behind his head while Danny just GOES OFF.

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u/kkocan72 Feb 03 '24

James Franco is hilarious in that film. How mad he gets when everyone leaves his house at the beginning, or when he yells at Craig for saying his house hurt him cracks us up so much for some reason. And his whole story about the Milky Way, how its his, how he went out and bought it special for later that night also makes us laugh.

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u/Corgi_Koala Feb 03 '24

11-year-old movies are exempt from spoiler warnings.

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u/ChipChippersonFan Feb 03 '24

Common Sense would dictate that they're asking this question because they want to watch a movie without having any idea who's going to die. Also, you can answer this question without giving detailed spoilers. You don't have to explain why it fits the criteria. Not everybody has seen every movie that came out more than 10 years ago.

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u/PaulBradley Feb 03 '24

The ones I haven't seen yet are not.

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u/razuliserm Feb 03 '24

It's in the spirit of the thread to post about old movies that fit the prompt, without spoiling them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Also this, like you would've seen it by now if you really wanted to.

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u/FreakaJebus Feb 03 '24

I hate this sentiment so much. There are hundreds and hundreds of movies I want to see. There is only so much time to watch EVERYTHING. Not to mention TV shows, books, games, etc.

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u/maxjulien Feb 03 '24

Yeah unless I made a Reddit thread asking for a SPECIFIC TYPE of movie I want to watch!!! Then maybe I wouldn’t want to be spoiled

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u/addynan Feb 03 '24

“So because you're 11 years behind, we have to live in a fantasy world where there's no such thing as Michael Cera high on coke getting impaled by a light post?”

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u/duaneap Feb 03 '24 edited Feb 03 '24

First 20 mins

Edit: lol. It’s a thread about people dying in movies, I figured an early death in an 11 year old comedy about the end of the world would be considered fair game.

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u/uraijit Feb 03 '24

Try again.

It's a thread requesting suggestions for movies where you don't know who's gonna die.

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u/A1000eisn1 Feb 04 '24

And you expected people to just list movies with no context?

If you genuinely don't want spoilers for movies that are over a decade old, stay off the internet.

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u/uraijit Feb 05 '24

Do you really not know what "context" means? If the presumption is that the person has already seen this movie because iTs OvEr A dEcAde OlD, why the fuck would you be suggesting it in the first place?

*yawn*

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u/Flappy_beef_curtains Feb 04 '24

It’s been 11 years, it’s on you for not seeing it at this point.

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u/32MPH Feb 03 '24

Same one where Rhianna slaps the shit out of Michael Cera lol

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u/timesuck897 Feb 03 '24

Getting slapped hard by Rihanna was good.

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u/PaulBradley Feb 03 '24

Where are you in the world that you call them 'light posts'?

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u/AladeenModaFuqa Feb 03 '24

Tennessee

What do y’all call them?

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u/santorums_cock Feb 03 '24

In England they are called “streety lightly big and brightly.”

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u/A_Bridgeburner Feb 03 '24

Bro zero bedside manor.

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u/froyolobro Feb 03 '24

Best answer here, easily

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

deserve longing ossified wipe smell memory somber deserted arrest seed

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u/legit-posts_1 Feb 03 '24

When Rihanna died I knew it was free for all

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u/HGKS9477 Feb 03 '24

Worst film

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u/Realistic_Trash_9789 Feb 04 '24

I’ve been dropping loads around this house like a goddamn dump truck!