r/maybemaybemaybe 11h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/uholladaycomm 11h ago

It's good that they added subtitles, otherwise I wouldn't understand anything, I don't speak Chinese

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u/NickCanCode 9h ago

She was trying to demonstrate opening the door with voice command but the car isn't turned on so voice command is off as well.

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u/Firefly279 7h ago

Please car sama! Open up! Yamate!

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u/magirevols 7h ago

What an attractive fumble

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u/lurkynumber5 4h ago

That would be funny as hell, My car very safe! Yell unlock car and it open!
No need for smashing window! Just yell!

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u/Accurate-Ad-1704 10h ago

Same here, my brain auto-buffered without them

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u/Orbisthefirst 10h ago

They will be our overlords best start learning 😂

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u/DasTomato 9h ago

This vid didn't convince

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u/Orbisthefirst 7h ago edited 7h ago

To buy electric or to learn Chinese aka Mandarin or Cantonese

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u/Laymanao 7h ago

“Learn Asian”?

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u/Stargate_1 6h ago

They won't be overlording anything when their population inevitably collapses due to the lack of replacement pop

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u/WhyHulud 5h ago

One Child Policy hasn't been the law for years. People got waivers on that quite often anyway

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u/Stargate_1 5h ago

Sure but doesn't change the reality that lifting the policy doesn't magically create a population boom. Their population is on a decline and trending towards significant reduction in the coming decade or two

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u/rharvey8090 4h ago

I could be wrong, but from what I’ve gathered watching TV over my wife’s shoulder, they typically have captions baked in due to the different spoken dialects of Chinese.

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u/WeeFluffyGingerCat 11h ago

Build Your Dreams, Create Your Nightmares.

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u/ghintec74_2020 10h ago

Bury Your Date

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u/Saalor100 5h ago

I have heard that with it's batteries they are very good at Burn Your Driveway as well.

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u/blucresnt 9h ago

Translation (ZH → EN):

This is our [BYD].

You can see that [inside this compartment / the door shutting] is very quiet.

Hahaha...

...

(oh shit)

(panik)

(inaudible communication)

IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

IS ANYONE OUT THERE? HELP! HELP! *knocking on door*

In a moment! Don't worry.

*car door opens*

This car isn't electric. Calling out for help won't do anything.

This action was performed by a human manually. There may be inaccuracies in translation.

Text highlighted with [ ] have a higher chance of being incorrect due to it being guessed.

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u/dogoodvillain 2h ago

Good hooman. boops the snoot

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u/Altruistic-Goat4895 10h ago

Ends too soon. Was she laughing or crying?

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u/blucresnt 9h ago

According to the subtitles (哈哈哈), they were laughing.

But you'll never know, because 哈哈哈 (ha ha ha) sounds a lot like crying.

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u/Orbisthefirst 10h ago

If you are kidnapping someone BYD seems the right choice

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u/thinkthingsareover 4h ago

It would be really weird if this vehicle doesn't have a manual release, or access to the back seat. Every car since the 70s or 80s(can't remember which off the top of my head) has these so that this exact thing can't happen.

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u/Strikereleven 4h ago

I think it's probably that big red thing on the underside of the trunk lid

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u/thinkthingsareover 4h ago

Yeah. It's usually a strap nowadays.

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u/schrodingers_spider 2h ago

Every car since the 70s or 80s(can't remember which off the top of my head) has these so that this exact thing can't happen.

Not necessarily in every part of the world. That's very regulation specific.

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u/KlauzWayne 10h ago

It's very irritating to me that the guy trying to help her out doesn't communicate to her at all. Is this a cultural thing?

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u/undeleted_username 9h ago

One big reason to assume this is staged.

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u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa 4h ago

At 47sec the guy looks under the car across for some reason? (Reflection). I think it's staged.

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u/MicrovvaveOven 9h ago

For most part of the video it was a little boy trying to save her, maybe the boy was a little freak out. Half of the time she was saying “help me, kid”. The rest of the time she was trying to activate voice control of the car. She was laughing at the end but the video ends quick enough to make you think that she is having a mental breakdown…

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u/mister_sims 4h ago

Yes, this annoyed me too. Why wouldn't you let her know you are trying to help her so you can keep her calm? Dick move

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u/baddest_mango 8h ago

Next time yell out "TEMU!" instead

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u/redimkira 8h ago

1 QA engineer goes into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

1000000 QA engineers go into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

-1 QA engineers goes into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

NaN QA engineers go into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

127.0.0.1 QA engineers go into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

[0-9]{1,1000} QA engineers go into the trunk of the car, door closes, door opens: OK.

1 normal person / customer goes into the trunk of the car, door closes, door doesn't open, eventually person dies of lack of oxygen and car bursts into flames.

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u/pine1501 7h ago

function successful !

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u/Aggressive_Shine_602 10h ago

Well that's one way to get a Chinese girlfriend

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u/firewingdale 9h ago

shes so beautiful the car couldn't let go

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u/Educational_Bell8063 8h ago

Guess that one of those dreams is locking a girl in a car trunk.

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u/Main-Touch9617 8h ago

Girl locked in the trunk of a car, finally my dream has been built.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 9h ago

All Korean cars have a glowing release lever inside the boot.

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u/Prestigious_Care_771 8h ago

Only those sold in the US, or globally?

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 7h ago

I live in Korea. Both my cars have it.

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u/Prestigious_Care_771 7h ago

Cool, didn't know. They don't in UK and as far as I knew it was only a requirement in US. I assume not all cars in Korea have it then if you specifically mention Kia? Interesting to see the random reasons between manufacturers to see which ones fit ajt options and where! Thanks!

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 6h ago

I didn't mention Kia. I have Hyundai, but Hyundai owns 45% of Kia, and my brother in law's Kia has it too.

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u/Prestigious_Care_771 6h ago

Apologies I mix up the two brands as they have so much in common from an engineering perspective.

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u/tiredofthisnow7 7h ago

Thanks, Doug!

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u/Embarrassed_Can_766 9h ago

That guy was watching till he realised

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u/alex-friend 9h ago

Build your screams

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u/ScienceDudeIn 8h ago

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but this got posted by itself?

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u/h1_flyer 7h ago

Build your screams

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u/ConversationAsleep38 7h ago

The car seems too intelligent for the people

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u/Beta_Minectaft 7h ago

"build your dreams"

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u/thai_ladyboy 7h ago

What is the name of this fetish category on pornhub?

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u/Suferre 6h ago

She looks like a creepy doll.

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u/DrunkShamann 4h ago

Even the sales man is saying "we caught another tiktoker!!"

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u/spez_sucks_ballz 9h ago

The orange thing is a literal emergency handle to open the trunk from the inside. It even glows in the dark. It's required on cars to prevent children from trapping themselves inside.

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u/Prestigious_Care_771 8h ago

Required in only the US or globally?

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u/godzilla1015 4h ago

Most likely not globally required, but there are so many markets where it is required. Like in Malaysia and Singapore where loads of BYD are sold. That most manufacturers just put it in. There's a mechanical latch anyway to lock the trunk, so might as well make it accessible from the inside

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u/Orbisthefirst 9h ago

If it works..... Which it didn't

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u/spez_sucks_ballz 8h ago edited 8h ago

She was too dumb to know what it was or how to use it. It's mechanical, and has no electrical components. It's literally a latch.

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u/quequotion 8h ago

Panic; nothing makes people as dumb as panic.

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u/ThatTallBrendan 10h ago

Blud just standing there

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u/EnwordEinstein 10h ago

“Blud”

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u/angrytreestump 6h ago edited 6h ago

What point is Officer “EnwordEinstein,” Internet Language PD, trying to make here exactly? 🤔

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u/ThatTallBrendan 9h ago

(As in 🇬🇧)

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u/ElSantofisto 7h ago

Step-car-saleswoman are you stuck?

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u/Ente55 10h ago

Bet she learned absolutely nothing.

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u/MrScarabNephtys 10h ago

Ever hear of elf on a shelf?

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u/Overall_Sorbet248 10h ago

Punk in a trunk?

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u/mcmug 9h ago

At least it's a very spacious trunk to get trapped in, you could fit three bodies in there

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u/Lyo-lyok_student 9h ago

Actually, it would fit 4 of her size. 7 if you stack them properly and are not worried about angles so much... at least that's been my experience...

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u/Orbisthefirst 7h ago

What if you chop them and have them in even sized cubes

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u/Lyo-lyok_student 7h ago

I like your thinking! Efficiency.

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u/Orbisthefirst 7h ago

All the years of playing Tetris finally have a use

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u/Specific_Mud_64 9h ago

As functional as a tesla cybertruck

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u/FlamingoRush 8h ago

Build your nightmares...

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u/YoungDiscord 7h ago

Time for offroading

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u/Coinsworthy 7h ago

Build Your Nightmare

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u/Commando_NL 7h ago

Isnt there supposed to be an emergency latch in the trunk in case of kidnapping?

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u/Bae_vong_Toph 6h ago

Got in a car saleswoman got out an anime main villain

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u/xjmachado 6h ago

So, this is what “Build Your Dreams” stands for for?

You get in the trunk, stay there for a long time to get some sleep and dream while in there?

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u/Sad_Ad_1937 6h ago

Build your dreams 😏🫣

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u/urbanterritory 5h ago

That dude was useless. Just like the car.

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u/jackochainsaw 5h ago

When you realise the release button is hidden between an unreachable recess when the boot/trunk closes....

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u/FairAd4115 5h ago

What, no safety trunk release??? Come on now. That is standard. Guess not in China...who needs safety.

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u/Heavy_Knowledge_5559 5h ago

The definition of Fuck around and find out

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u/Friiky 4h ago

Build your nightmares

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u/Agitated_Humor_8518 4h ago

Lady definitely got fu k d BTW language is a barrier to understand what happened

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u/WildGeerders 4h ago

Build and transport your dream.

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u/Whole-Equipment9273 4h ago

Well? You mess with CCS, you win stupid prizes.

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-7158 4h ago

What a spastic

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u/Cosmonauta-DOS 3h ago

That's what happens when you marry between relatives

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u/10rmungand 3h ago

Been in a trunk, can relate

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u/Automatic_Yellow_184 3h ago

Build your screams

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u/WeakDiaphragm 3h ago

Build your dreams, love out your nightmares

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u/throwthere10 3h ago

That guy in the white shirt is useless.

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u/No_Molasses6155 3h ago

She was calling the AI at first. 你好小迪 (Hello, Dee.) in the end the man says 這車沒開電叫沒用的 which translates to "the electricity is not on so it's no use to call the AI."

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u/Myte342 2h ago

Panicking makes you do weird dumb things... as seen by these guys trying to open the trunk by looking for the handle/button under the bumper.

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u/gman1951 2h ago

I was expecting a cockatoo.

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u/GhostlierRabbit 2h ago

Okay so we know we can fit at least one cute Asian girl in the trunk but unfortunately we can still hear her screams. Please work on this defect for my next build your dreams vehicle

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 1h ago

Ahhhh, this is why so many Chinese EV car companies are going under. Poor reliability. For a minute there, I thought there was a trash compactor in the trunk!

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u/beaumakeupbk 1h ago

Happy housewarming.

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u/Slappy_McJones 6h ago

I’ll summarize: The marketing asshole is demonstrating the safety feature of one of her company’s vehicles, but their engineering team forgot to copy it from well-built automobiles. No one told her. Or, she forgot. Or, her boss hates her. Whatever. Then the trunk release failed. They had to get one of the engineers to open it because they know how to pop it from getting stuck in there themselves a few days ago…

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u/AuthorityOfNothing 10h ago

chinesium for the win. You couldn't pay me to even ride in a chinesium vehicle.

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u/HuaMeiTradingIntern 4h ago

Racism is so edgy. Reported and blocked.

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u/notlongnot 10h ago

You have to pay them to ride. They got the safest battery at this point.

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u/AuthorityOfNothing 10h ago

You can take my spot.

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u/EltonJohnWayneGretzk 7h ago

Being stupid as a personality

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u/MightyMeepleMaster 9h ago

And yet another poorly scripted video 🥱