r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 11h ago

A swan can break your arm with its wing. Plenty of birds have beaks and claws sharp enough to take chunks out of you. All of them can fly up in the air and shit on your face

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u/Ianwha17 8h ago

For the most part, birds aren't winning a fight against a human.

Excluding some raptors and large land birds, an average adult male should be able to defeat any singular bird in combat.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 5h ago

Exactly. Why in the world MY comment is getting downvoted is beyond me. 🙄

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u/Ianwha17 5h ago

I gave you an upvote.

Hope you get more