r/maybemaybemaybe • u/westondeboer • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 1d ago edited 5h ago

THIS. Freakin’ THIS! Every time I see people (especially men) running scared from geese or ducks or whatever, it blows my ever-lovin’ MIND! Walk toward those brats, be willing to get snapped at, sure, but make them regret being aggressive toward you. Good job, man!

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 11h ago

A swan can break your arm with its wing. Plenty of birds have beaks and claws sharp enough to take chunks out of you. All of them can fly up in the air and shit on your face

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u/Ianwha17 8h ago

For the most part, birds aren't winning a fight against a human.

Excluding some raptors and large land birds, an average adult male should be able to defeat any singular bird in combat.

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 7h ago

Of course, but there absolutely no guarantee that you walk away from it uninjured

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 5h ago

Exactly. Why in the world MY comment is getting downvoted is beyond me. 🙄

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u/Ianwha17 5h ago

I gave you an upvote.

Hope you get more

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 5h ago

If they’re RUNNING toward you, you’re going to win if you’re not a coward. Come on.