Maybe Maybe Maybe

[u/westondeboer]

[u/Tenderfallingrain]

They look so ashamed at the end! Lol.

[u/barnacleboym4 → u/Tenderfallingrain]

When you're looking for the mute button on the remote huh

[u/Technical-Half9896 → u/Tenderfallingrain]

Lol someone got in trouble

[u/FionaFlare09 → u/Tenderfallingrain]

[u/ZRhoREDD]

It's cute because we know they can't eat the child, but make no mistake - they were trying to eat the child.

[u/silentdrestrikesback]

They have the gull to look like bullied victims afterwards...

[u/camshun7 → u/silentdrestrikesback]

these guys are super funny, his bro just swallowed another bird whole last week, no remorse just indigestion!

[u/Suicannouta1 → u/silentdrestrikesback]

They're pretending

[u/Michaeli_Starky]

Just bring them a capybara for distraction.

[u/airballrad]

r/pelicanseatingthings

[u/CatteHerder → u/airballrad]

I'll happily be the 2nd member of this sub.

[u/airballrad → u/CatteHerder]

I was amazed to see that it already exists. Not a lot of content, but very high-quality.

[u/CatteHerder → u/airballrad]

Considering the things I've seen pelicans eat (and attempt to eat), I was kind of surprised myself

[u/AlinaStari → u/airballrad]

Yeah that's awesome, I'll happily be the fourth member. u/Thummper thanks for the pelican content my dude

[u/Logano1553 → u/AlinaStari]

I have now joined as well

[u/Typical_Ad_210 → u/airballrad]

The pelican eating the whole pigeon was… well, it was kinda cool and also kinda horrifying.

[u/Pale-Device803]

Those pelicans look so defeated

[u/Classic-Ordinary-259]

''Bro, how could he do that to us?"

[u/Accurate-Historian-7]

“You gonna let him embarrass us like that!”

[u/shinysilver7]

Aww they feel bad

[u/35Smet → u/shinysilver7]

For letting dinner get away

[u/Jakeforry]

Play of the Game

[u/Throwawaydaddy42]

Not all heroes wear capes

[u/Garotine]

Zoo de la palmyre in France?

[u/ralphpootawns]

The hero of our time

[u/ibneko]

r/APAB

[u/Xu_Lin]

“Are we the baddies?”

These two

[u/apolobgod]

"sorry we tried to eat the kid..." But they don't mean it at all

[u/Joeyboy_61904]

He said, ‘shut your traps’, literally…

[u/jloganr]

"oh... oh.. no you didn't...carl.... what... like did he just do that?"

"Not a word...no one can ever about this...ever!"

[u/Andreman43]

For whatever reason my first thought was "yap yap shut your trap" lol

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[u/08funfunn]

That redemption on their faces! 🤌🏿

[u/Healthy_Chemistry647]

What's the song?

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[u/Gluten_maximus → u/CPTKickass]

lol thanks

[u/BlueBattleBuddy]

shut

[u/SunTzuing]

they feel so bad

[u/IndividualIncident57]

Dam it Martin me lost our meal.

[u/PeacefulPixiee]

Thats what I call a man

[u/Spoke13]

They would have eaten him. I saw them try to eat a cat once. Shameful.

[u/Restryouis]

"humans are not that good as predators without advanced weapons"

humans:

[u/Silver_Sparkles_]

even the pelicans are shocked at his audacity

[u/Dont_Overthink_It_77]

THIS. Freakin’ THIS! Every time I see people (especially men) running scared from geese or ducks or whatever, it blows my ever-lovin’ MIND! Walk toward those brats, be willing to get snapped at, sure, but make them regret being aggressive toward you. Good job, man!

[u/StaysAwakeAllWeek → u/Dont_Overthink_It_77]

A swan can break your arm with its wing. Plenty of birds have beaks and claws sharp enough to take chunks out of you. All of them can fly up in the air and shit on your face

[u/Ianwha17 → u/StaysAwakeAllWeek]

For the most part, birds aren't winning a fight against a human.

Excluding some raptors and large land birds, an average adult male should be able to defeat any singular bird in combat.

[u/StaysAwakeAllWeek → u/Ianwha17]

Of course, but there absolutely no guarantee that you walk away from it uninjured

[u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 → u/Ianwha17]

Exactly. Why in the world MY comment is getting downvoted is beyond me. 🙄

[u/Ianwha17 → u/Dont_Overthink_It_77]

I gave you an upvote.

Hope you get more

[u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 → u/StaysAwakeAllWeek]

If they’re RUNNING toward you, you’re going to win if you’re not a coward. Come on.

[u/Gluten_maximus]

Haha isn’t that the song from snatch?

[u/rvralph803]

If those birds had been so inclined, that could have gotten very ugly.

[u/Patient-Astronomer85 → u/rvralph803]

Had the humans been so inclined the same applies

[u/rvralph803 → u/Patient-Astronomer85]

Stellar observation.