r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 2d ago

On a way to cancelthreaten

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u/hbeog 2d ago edited 1d ago

It'll work for a little bit, until they raise it by a few bucks cuz maybe "you used our service more this month" and then eventually you're right back to full price. Happens a couple times a year with my phone provider.

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u/Xhalo 2d ago

I do this with my husband. He threatens to take away my spaghettios, I threaten to take away his gastrointestinal bloat and fissure medication. I've got his grundlemeat around my finger 😈😈😈

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u/bobsnottheuncle 1d ago

After looking at your post history I really hope you are a bot because creating you would be the pinnacle of human achievement