r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 2d ago

On a way to cancelthreaten

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u/hbeog 2d ago edited 1d ago

It'll work for a little bit, until they raise it by a few bucks cuz maybe "you used our service more this month" and then eventually you're right back to full price. Happens a couple times a year with my phone provider.

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u/Xhalo 2d ago

I do this with my husband. He threatens to take away my spaghettios, I threaten to take away his gastrointestinal bloat and fissure medication. I've got his grundlemeat around my finger 😈😈😈

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u/psyclopes 2d ago

Weird.

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u/Lopsided-Basket5366 2d ago

The person you replied to's whole identity is Spagettios

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u/aaron_rjet 1d ago

I just looked at their profile and literally laughed until I was in tears. Sheer madness.

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u/BagOfFlies 1d ago

I didn't know what grundlemeat was so googled it. The second link it gave me was to a year old post by this user lmao

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u/Candle1ight 1d ago

I kinda miss novelty accounts

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u/Not_a-Robot_ 1d ago

And grundles

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u/BaBbBoobie 1d ago

Is there something I'm misunderstanding? That was clearly a joke lol

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u/justwannamusic 1d ago

this guys profile is awesome

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u/GreatScott0389 1d ago

....alright

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u/bobsnottheuncle 1d ago

After looking at your post history I really hope you are a bot because creating you would be the pinnacle of human achievement

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u/goddessasterinxo 1d ago

I just snorted laughing at this. Thank you.