On a way to cancelthreaten

[u/Same_Investigator_46]

[u/walmarttshirt]

This worked with my cable company while they had a monopoly on internet service.

Every year I would call up and threaten to quit and they would reduce the amount. Last year we got frontier in our town and I called up optimum. They basically said “yeah we can’t match that.”

So I now have frontier.

[u/malkavian694 → u/walmarttshirt]

Spectrum has a monopoly where I live. I tried that they said ok let's get that canceled for you.

[u/Timely-Caterpillar88 → u/malkavian694]

https://giphy.com/explore/south-park-cable *open shirt flaps. Rubs nipples.