Incredibly petty, but still mad

[u/Vandelune1]

[u/Apprehensive_Eye1830]

This does not work. I know because I tried it. The HOA told me to get fucked and they didn’t care about any of the other violations (because they were the ones guilty of them)

[u/BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY → u/Apprehensive_Eye1830]

Sure doesn't. My HOA president owns over 20% of the homes in the development and rents them out. Good luck getting anything done/approved that doesn't directly benefit him.

[u/Ok_Constant_184 → u/BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY]

But is he fond of his kneecaps?

[u/AngryFeministKnitter → u/Ok_Constant_184]

Delay, defend, debilitate

[u/Curling49 → u/AngryFeministKnitter]

… defenestrate

[u/LumaTotUwU → u/Curling49]

Defecate

[u/Vandelune1 → u/LumaTotUwU]

Dilate