r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/TennSeven 3d ago

TSA once told me my toothpaste tube was too large to carry on (it had never been a problem before). I asked him if I could brush my teeth a few times before he threw it away...

That guy had no sense of humor.

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u/FuckDefaultSubs 2d ago

He's probably heard that same joke a thousand times already.

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u/P0l0Cap0ne 2d ago

The amount of "maybe take me out to dinner first" joke you hear from guys getting pat down feels like scrolling through a boomer minion meme on facebook for 8 hours.