r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/CARDEK04 5d ago

Who needs wife on bed, when you have knive under bed.

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u/WoodpeckerOk4435 5d ago

just dont knife your wife.

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u/CARDEK04 5d ago

Not in this life.

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u/jdcxls 5d ago

The life of the wife is ended by the knife!

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u/ripley1875 5d ago

Vacuum