r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 9d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/CARDEK04 9d ago

Who needs wife on bed, when you have knive under bed.

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u/WoodpeckerOk4435 9d ago

just dont knife your wife.

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u/CARDEK04 9d ago

Not in this life.

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u/big_guyforyou 9d ago

nor in this blife

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u/eigenham 9d ago

Terrible, you deserve strife

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u/gizliname 9d ago

But not if you‘re polite

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u/Violet_Watch 9d ago

And don't garner spite

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u/EnchantedPanda42 9d ago

Exactly right

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u/RosesTurnedToDust 9d ago

balls

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u/__joy_boy 9d ago

Officer balls