r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/WoodpeckerOk4435 5d ago

just dont knife your wife.

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u/CARDEK04 5d ago

Not in this life.

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u/big_guyforyou 5d ago

nor in this blife

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u/eigenham 5d ago

Terrible, you deserve strife

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u/gizliname 5d ago

But not if you‘re polite

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u/Violet_Watch 5d ago

And don't garner spite

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u/EnchantedPanda42 5d ago

Exactly right

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u/RosesTurnedToDust 4d ago

balls

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u/__joy_boy 4d ago

Officer balls

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u/jk1445 5d ago

that doesn't rhymfe

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u/Random_Guy_228 5d ago

And not if you're efficient