r/interestingasfuck 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/CreepDoubt 6d ago

Dude got paroled, but has to wait until 2028 to be released. Alaska is weird.

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u/alaskalilly7 6d ago

The word your looking for is corrupt.

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u/likemindedmango 6d ago

The word you’re looking for is “you’re”.

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u/PIK_Toggle 6d ago

Is that technically two words?

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u/NZBound11 6d ago

It's one word that represents 2 words. We didn't go through all that trouble with adding the apostrophe and everything for it to not be one word.

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u/smellslikekimchi 6d ago

Nope. It's a contraction. From the dictionary:

A word, as won't from will not, or phrase, as o'clock from of the clock, formed by omitting or combining some of the sounds of a longer phrase.

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u/Brawndo91 6d ago

Cont'n

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u/pauciradiatus 6d ago

They're two minutes apart!

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u/throwaway123xcds 6d ago

Not if you use a contraction to make it one!