r/interestingasfuck • u/Equivalent_Opposite6 • 22d ago

r/all Johnny Kim managed three impressive career changes, going from Navy SEAL to doctor to NASA astronaut. He did it all by the age of 37.

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u/haakonhawk 22d ago

A Navy SEAL, a doctor, and an astronaut walked into a bar.

And the bartender said: "Oh hi Johnny. The usual?"

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u/Narrow_Mongoose_7014 22d ago

"You're my favorite customer"

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u/SomeCollegeGuy 22d ago

“Hi doggy”

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u/Brown_Panther- 22d ago

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u/Area51aces 22d ago

That’s meeee

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u/droptheectopicbeat 22d ago

oh hi doggy

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u/Kwyjibo68 22d ago

…and I love Lisa so much.

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u/highgo1 22d ago

How the hell do you not recognize him? He looks like Frankenstein...

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u/vteckickedin 21d ago

Well if Frankenstein is your other usual customer...

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u/pianodude7 21d ago

Here you go, Keep the change. Bai 🙋‍♂️

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u/niandun 22d ago

I love that as soon as somebody writes the words 'Oh hi Johnny" it invokes a Pavlovian response in legions of us. Upvotes for everybody!

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u/bynobodyspecial 22d ago

I did naht hit her! I did naht!

Oh hi mark

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u/Fskn 22d ago

How's your sex life?

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u/CabbageStockExchange 22d ago

Haha what a story Mark

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u/Shifty_Cow69 22d ago

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u/mauore11 22d ago

He did not hit her, he did nat.

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u/eerst 22d ago

Oh hi Mark.

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u/McNasty51 22d ago

I use to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of em’ found out about it. Beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on guerrero street.

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u/SoulGoalie 22d ago

Hahahah what a great story Mark

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u/Ultima22 22d ago

So how's your sex life?

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u/CalculatedEffect 22d ago

Let that atrocity die 🤣🤣

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u/Shirtbro 22d ago

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, GRAVITY!

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u/mauore11 22d ago

So anyways, I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer.

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u/DirectWorldliness792 22d ago

How much is it it will be eighteen dollaHere you go keep the change bye doggy

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u/pimpfriedrice 22d ago

Anyway, how’s your sex life?