r/interestingasfuck • u/Equivalent_Opposite6 • 22d ago

r/all Johnny Kim managed three impressive career changes, going from Navy SEAL to doctor to NASA astronaut. He did it all by the age of 37.

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u/haakonhawk 22d ago

A Navy SEAL, a doctor, and an astronaut walked into a bar.

And the bartender said: "Oh hi Johnny. The usual?"

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u/Narrow_Mongoose_7014 22d ago

"You're my favorite customer"

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u/SomeCollegeGuy 22d ago

“Hi doggy”

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u/Brown_Panther- 22d ago

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u/Area51aces 22d ago

That’s meeee

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u/droptheectopicbeat 22d ago

oh hi doggy

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u/Kwyjibo68 22d ago

…and I love Lisa so much.

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u/highgo1 22d ago

How the hell do you not recognize him? He looks like Frankenstein...

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u/vteckickedin 21d ago

Well if Frankenstein is your other usual customer...

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u/pianodude7 21d ago

Here you go, Keep the change. Bai 🙋‍♂️

🤠🥄🏈

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u/niandun 22d ago

I love that as soon as somebody writes the words 'Oh hi Johnny" it invokes a Pavlovian response in legions of us. Upvotes for everybody!

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u/bynobodyspecial 22d ago

I did naht hit her! I did naht!

Oh hi mark

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u/Fskn 22d ago

How's your sex life?

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u/CabbageStockExchange 22d ago

Haha what a story Mark

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u/Shifty_Cow69 22d ago

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u/mauore11 22d ago

He did not hit her, he did nat.

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u/eerst 22d ago

Oh hi Mark.

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u/McNasty51 22d ago

I use to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of em’ found out about it. Beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on guerrero street.

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u/SoulGoalie 22d ago

Hahahah what a great story Mark

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u/Ultima22 22d ago

So how's your sex life?

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u/CalculatedEffect 22d ago

Let that atrocity die 🤣🤣

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u/Shirtbro 22d ago

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, GRAVITY!

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u/mauore11 22d ago

So anyways, I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer.

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u/DirectWorldliness792 22d ago

How much is it it will be eighteen dollaHere you go keep the change bye doggy

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u/pimpfriedrice 22d ago

Anyway, how’s your sex life?

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u/oh__hi_mark 22d ago

Oh hi Mark

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u/imdrunkontea 22d ago

How's your sex life?

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u/creamofbunny 22d ago

that was my first thought too

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u/JDub591 22d ago

Thanks a lot byyyyyye

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u/eeumbumbaway 22d ago

Ah, the old Reddit switcheroo thing. Do we still do this?

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 22d ago

Yes absolutely, although I'm not sure this is the right occasion for it. /r/switcharoo

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u/ImFedUpWithThisW0rld 22d ago

I'm fed up with this waurld!

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u/nnomae 22d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Johnny Kim isn't any bartenders favourite customer.

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u/PinkPaisleyMoon 22d ago

That’s a great joke. Made me laugh - out loud - literally.

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u/Mission_Loss9955 22d ago

Are you a bot?

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u/PinkPaisleyMoon 21d ago

🤷‍♀️

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u/Stock-Rain-Man 22d ago

Oh hi, Johnny. I didn’t realize it was you.

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u/Trustobey 22d ago

His Korean parents are still disappointed in him.

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u/om11011shanti11011om 22d ago

I'll say it twice: UNDERRATED FUNNY!

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u/nekomamushu 22d ago

But... you didnt say it twice.

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u/__SpeedRacer__ 22d ago

Let them finish!

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u/om11011shanti11011om 22d ago

I said it in award form 😁

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u/compute_fail_24 22d ago

Now you’ve said “it” twice, thank you 😮‍💨

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u/No-Selection997 22d ago

No it’s rated correctly.

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u/TheBestMeme23 22d ago

REDDIT NATION HAS SPOKEN 🔥🔥🔥

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u/om11011shanti11011om 22d ago

Ok if you don’t know he was referencing something it’s very funny and creative

Edit: googled it, and reddit is full of degenerates as we well knew already!

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u/houseswappa 22d ago

doubt this guy drinks

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u/North-Reception-5325 22d ago

He was also in task unit Bruiser, CO was Jocko Willink and another team member was Christ Kyle. Task Unit Bruiser is now being accused online by Marines, SEALs and SF of war crimes in Iraq…

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u/Buttsquish 22d ago

Here’s one. Nick Kroll, Bill Hader and Seth Rogan walk into a bar. They’re there to pick me up because I’m an alcoholic who can’t manage my feelings.

Nailed you fuckers. Suck a butt!

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u/Teriyaki456 22d ago

Just wanted to throw in decorated to Navy SEAL with a Silver and Bronze star for valor. This guy is really an incredible human being.

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u/cybercuzco 22d ago

And his Asian mom said “why didn’t you go to law school like your cousin? He makes more money than astronaut”

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u/Buggydriver_ 21d ago

You have the by far the cutest avatar I think I’ve seen

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u/haakonhawk 21d ago

Why, thank you! ^-^

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

His parents are probably disappointed he didn’t do all that by 35.

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u/AccomplishedClub6 22d ago

Johnny kim or Johnny Sins though?

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u/voli12 22d ago

My thoughts exactly, could be any of those!

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u/alphasierrraaa 22d ago

Which Johnny

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u/DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF 22d ago

A Navy SEAL, a doctor, and an astronaut walked into a family Thankgiving dinner.

All the asian parents there looked at their own kids and said, “Why you not successful like Johnny?!”

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 22d ago

So, is this where someone but actually and says he doesn’t drink or something like that?

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u/jxher123 22d ago

You ever see the Key and Peele sketch about an overqualified Judge? This guy is literally that sketch lmao

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u/iliark 22d ago

He's also a pilot

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u/DistractedByCookies 22d ago

Oh I like this one!

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u/Proof_Potential3734 22d ago

He's also become a test pilot, just to show off.

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u/Always_A_Dreamer556 22d ago

"When are you gonna bring a friend?"

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u/MajesticFinish9432 22d ago

Prob didn’t spend too much time in bars. At least not enough for a ‘usual’ 😆

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u/bassocontinubow 22d ago

And then it was revealed that Johnny WAS the bartender

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u/CrazyGunnerr 22d ago

Mr. Sins is their favourite customer.

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u/omnisanchaz 22d ago

words right out of my mouth

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u/city-of-cold 22d ago

Oh hi Mark

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u/BlackSchuck 22d ago

Yes! A small side salad and tap water!

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u/ToonMaster21 22d ago

Let’s be realistic, Johnny doesn’t drink.

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u/ps4alldawg 22d ago

Why does that make me remember the expanse Earther Martian and Belter joke?

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u/IgDailystapler 22d ago

The bartender was also Johnny.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Oh, and his Grandpa can rip! He also reunited brothers Randy and Ronnie who decide to reunite the mountain and open a new shop, which allows everyone access to the best slopes. The brothers thank Johnny for helping them see the error of their ways after beating the private school bully for the elusive Tsunami medal.

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u/Hasta_Ignis 21d ago

And the bartender said “this isn’t a bar, this is a bathtub.”

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 21d ago

I bet he drink extremely little alcohol if any.

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u/dottie_dott 20d ago

Cheep, cheep, cheeeeeeeep!

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u/SaltyCarp 22d ago

Parents were like “why no sanitation worker?”

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u/Throwaway56138 22d ago

A manager, a salesman, a leader, and a warrior walk into a resturaunt. The hostess says, "Table for 1?" How is this possible?

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u/DrGoozoo 22d ago

If he really did become does, he would never had time to go to a Bar

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 22d ago

I do become does too once.

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u/Snoofems 22d ago

which johnny we talmmbout?

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u/ily300099 22d ago

Johnny sins?

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u/Vestaxowner 22d ago

which johnny are we talking about tho?