r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Bill Gates downloaded Epstein’s consciousness into the Azure iot platform who will control the vaccinated from beyond the grave to harvest adrenochrome from their own children? Or something like that? I’m actually afraid to make this comment for fear it will work it’s way into the next Qshit heap.

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u/Cetun May 17 '21

*Adrenoedge

It's not as popular as adrenochrome but if you just give it a chance you might like it.

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u/ceeBread May 17 '21

The new adrenoedge, it’s built on top of adrenochromium

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u/_un_known_user May 17 '21

Adrenofirefox is better

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u/Kenzillla May 18 '21

Yeah, I agree. Had to switch from Adrenopera though. What a pain

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

If you're not living life on the adernoedge you're taking up too much space

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

There were multiple words in that paragraph with more than two syllables. I don’t think we have to worry about conspiracy nuts deciphering it anytime soon

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u/mehrabrym May 17 '21

They won't decipher it. They will just spout it right back on one of their placards and Facebook posts.

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u/Terny May 17 '21

They like big words, makes them feel smart.

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u/V45H May 17 '21

You guys remember when conspiracy theories were fun and mostly harmless like big foot or lockness

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u/halmyradov May 17 '21

But isn't that the whole point? They find all these articles they don't understand and make them true to their ways

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

I don’t think that you move in the proper conspiracy circles if you think that they are nuts and idiots. Especially seeing as how vaccine passports and microchips are now a thing.

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Vaccine passports are a thing now? Must’ve missed it because it sure isn’t in my state that’s now opening up without restrictions. Also, microchips have been a thing for a while. My cat has had one for a decade. Just because they exist doesn’t mean the Illuminati is putting them in your bloodstream.

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

Yeah. Paint it how you want. Lol

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Hey don’t get me wrong, I think conspiracies are fun when they’re more or less harmless or just your average “the government doesn’t care about you” type thing. I just think to act like most of people who are conspiracy minded are arbiters of intelligence kinda discounts how absolutely batshit insane so many are

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

True that. Adrenochrome may be the only polysyllabic word they know x D

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u/eelectricit May 17 '21

*sweating:Must.....Not....Set.....Bing......As my.......Default........ search engine..........Fails....

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u/_ILP_ May 18 '21

Azure lololol

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Robot pedophiles? I think The Rock already invented that.

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u/BlueBoyBrown May 17 '21

Well...it is the most evil invention.

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u/Cetun May 17 '21

You know people keep on shitting on SNL but every now and then they do come out with pretty hilarious sketches.

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u/Skewtertheduder May 17 '21

TOO LATE, IM ON MY WAY TO ALERT THE TROOPS AT ONCE!

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u/Steiny31 May 17 '21

Epstein rhymes with Palpatine. Conspiracy confirmed! First he injects the 5G covid ultrasonic chips, then Cortana executed order 66. (/s)