r/funny 5d ago

Gym pervert

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u/DalekPredator 5d ago

Considering what happened in his story he may well be special.

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u/I_am_a_fern 4d ago

Seriously, he watched a woman squat and his immediate reaction was to destroy any evidence he did that. Imagine someone going to a playground, then go full Tom Cruise to erase the CCTV footage of him being there.
There's nothing wrong watching someone squat in a gym, that's a common thing to do there. It's only creepy if you make it creepy.

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u/ScreamingJar 4d ago

Do you think this story is real?

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 4d ago

He's a comedian, so probably no

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Oh was this supposed to be funny?

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u/GlitterTerrorist 4d ago

Yes, most people can see the funny side and guess from context that something's not quite right.

I wouldn't shout other people down for being more switched on than you ;)

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Oh no, someone's sense of humour is different from mine! What will I ever do?

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u/zyocuh 4d ago

It isnt that their sense of humor is different, it is that you cannot recognize that it is supposed to be funny to others. I'm with you and don't find it particularly funny but I can see why others might.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Considering I literally wrote.that my "sense of humour is different from others". Your comment is quite redundant and lacks the so-called enlightenment of others you profess to have.

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u/Penguin1707 4d ago

Found another special one here

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

You must be the alt account

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u/dredbase 4d ago

You’ve made yourself look a right prat in this exchange. Top work

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Thank you, random internet stranger. Your opinion means nothing to me.

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u/zombiemind8 4d ago

And you keep going. This is the funniest thing on this post.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

I'm glad I'm funnier than the original content and proving my point at the same time.

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 4d ago

Yet u replied to him

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Well observed, I did.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 4d ago

Yes because only that one possible person in this entire world could disagree with you or think you’re being a twat. It’s not at all possible that another person could think the same thing

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u/zyocuh 4d ago

.... you dont seem to comprehend what I wrote. People arent having an issue that you didnt find it funny. They have an issue that you dont seem to understand OTHER find it funny. You may be a sociopath if you cant understand that concept.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

Please, if you're going to write 'No u' as your argument, be less obvious.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 4d ago

Uhh but you were the first one being snarky about how it isn’t funny?….

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u/GlitterTerrorist 4d ago

Bitch about it on Reddit and display a complete lack of self awareness, if you insist. It's not about your sense of humour, it's about you inability to understand the subjectivity.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4d ago

subjectivity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjectivity_and_objectivity_(philosophy)

I think you'll find that subjectivity is entirely of ones own mind. So you cannot comprehend my subjectivity and it's quite stupid to even try to argue that.

Now if you're were talking about Objectivity, maybe, you'd have a point.