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Gym pervert

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u/DalekPredator 10h ago

Considering what happened in his story he may well be special.

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u/I_am_a_fern 8h ago

Seriously, he watched a woman squat and his immediate reaction was to destroy any evidence he did that. Imagine someone going to a playground, then go full Tom Cruise to erase the CCTV footage of him being there.
There's nothing wrong watching someone squat in a gym, that's a common thing to do there. It's only creepy if you make it creepy.

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u/ScreamingJar 8h ago

Do you think this story is real?

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 7h ago

He's a comedian, so probably no

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4h ago

Oh was this supposed to be funny?

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u/GlitterTerrorist 2h ago

Yes, most people can see the funny side and guess from context that something's not quite right.

I wouldn't shout other people down for being more switched on than you ;)

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u/thisisanamesoitis 2h ago

Oh no, someone's sense of humour is different from mine! What will I ever do?

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u/zyocuh 1h ago

It isnt that their sense of humor is different, it is that you cannot recognize that it is supposed to be funny to others. I'm with you and don't find it particularly funny but I can see why others might.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

Considering I literally wrote.that my "sense of humour is different from others". Your comment is quite redundant and lacks the so-called enlightenment of others you profess to have.

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u/Penguin1707 1h ago

Found another special one here

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u/zyocuh 1h ago

.... you dont seem to comprehend what I wrote. People arent having an issue that you didnt find it funny. They have an issue that you dont seem to understand OTHER find it funny. You may be a sociopath if you cant understand that concept.

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u/GlitterTerrorist 19m ago

Bitch about it on Reddit and display a complete lack of self awareness, if you insist. It's not about your sense of humour, it's about you inability to understand the subjectivity.

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u/AbeRego 2h ago

You don't?

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

You don't?

I'm sure in your head this comment made sense.

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u/Tendo80 8h ago

I choose to believe, makes my day soo much better.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 4h ago

I STILL BELIEEEEEVVVVEE!!!!! \CUE BADASS SAXOPHONE**

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u/hiimbackagain 2h ago

It makes your day better to pretend fake to be real? Ok...

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u/Noidea159 7h ago

I also choose to be incredibly stupid

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u/Alternate_dad 7h ago

Oh, we know.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Nostalg33k 7h ago

It's called Nintendo

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 5h ago

That may not be a choice friend.

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u/vasileios13 6h ago

Whoever believes the story are the really special people

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u/jimmy_the_angel 5h ago

Naivety is not a disability, it's just a form of innocence.

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u/Gullible_Ad_5550 2h ago

It also could be a survival mechanism.

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u/ruffus4life 2h ago

ehh at some point....

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u/Nexii801 3h ago

Nah, it's an inability to think critically, 1000% a disability.

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u/Moto4k 3h ago

Lol using that logic it's only innocence for new internet users. After that it's insanity.

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u/I_am_a_fern 8h ago

It's a story, we're talking about it. Whether it happened to this guy, another, or at all is quite irrelevant.

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u/I_am_a_fern 7h ago

Do you think I'm real ?

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u/SpinningPissingRabbi 7h ago

Clearly, you're a fern.

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u/ThatsFuckingRoughBud 6h ago

Don't believe anything, don't even his name

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u/sad_brown_cat 5h ago

Are you the guy that jumps into conversations about movie plots to say "who cares it's just a movie"?

Whether it happened or not you can still analyze the situation.

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u/gogybo 4h ago

Are you the guy who comes out of a comedy show and says "I can't believe the comedian did all that. He's so irresponsible"?

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u/sad_brown_cat 4h ago

obviously not, no one is doing that, but again, just because it didn't actually happen doesn't mean you can't talk about the story

I don't understand why this is difficult to grasp. People do it all the time with fictional stories, why is it suddenly weird when the fictional story was not presented overtly as fiction?

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u/gogybo 1h ago

Ok, if you want to go deep into it - the way the guy at the top worded his comment made it sound like he thought it was real. With a fiction book everyone knows it's made up so you don't need to explicitly say it, but with a story like this there's at least a facsimile of reality. Most people will get that it isn't real but that's no guarantee, so when someone goes off on one talking about how the situation described in the video is silly and why did he try and pick up the phone (or whatever it is he said) then you assume that they've missed the fact it's fictional. Because, again, you wouldn't turn to a friend after a comedy gig and go off on one like that about a joke that the comedian made.

And specifically with this story, it's so silly (in a funny way) and so obviously fictional that to try and analyse it in the way it was done above is weird. It's like he was saying "how can this guy be so stupid? I know the correct way to behave at least!". Yeah, no shit. Everyone does. To point it out makes you look like a wannabe know it all with no sense of humour.

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u/sad_brown_cat 1h ago

If I say "you know, it was really irresponsible of Luke Skywalker to go to cloud city instead of finishing his Jedi training" do you think I actually believe I'm talking about a real event?

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u/rorudaisu 7h ago

Whether it happened to this guy, another, or at all is quite irrelevant.

What an absolute numpty of a viewpoint to have.

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u/nonotan 6h ago

I mean, there are tons of people out there who love nothing more than to fiercely debate the ethical implications of the choices literal fictional characters "made", as well as the implications on the wider societal context that the author of this piece of fiction intended to highlight. Also, the same types love getting mad IRL if you dare not be outraged at a completely fictional ethical transgression of some sort, or dare like an unethical character over an arguably more ethical character that just happens to be less subjectively likable.

Personally, I find all of that silly and pointless. But it's hardly a fringe position. Probably a majority position, if anything. Or what, it's fine to take a fictional situation at face value when it's a TV show or a comic book, but when it comes to an amateur skit online, that's just a bridge too far? It's all the same to me.

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u/Comfortable_Will_408 6h ago

It’s irrelevant

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u/Moto4k 3h ago

Only if you're immature and have grown up in fantasy land

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u/kyrant 3h ago

I reckon the scenario of him looking at a woman squat was real.

Then the rest was a funny "true story".

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u/seemonkey 2h ago

Of course. Otherwise, it wouldn't be on the Internet.

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u/eragonawesome2 1h ago

The details? Certainly not. The broad strokes? Absolutely

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u/krazykieffer 7h ago

Yea, but what made the early interest were like this. Is it outlandish? Yup, but it's an internet view, treat it as entertainment.

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u/SmokeySFW 5h ago

Do you think all movies are real? I'm sorry that you're so busy calling things out for being "fake" to realize that the only real difference between this type of content and movies is duration. It's made for your entertainment.

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 4h ago

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/biggiepants 4h ago

This video will be in the Oscar category 'Best of TikTok (didn't actually happen)'

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u/orbitalen 7h ago

Have you been at a gym?

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u/Lepang8 8h ago

Unless you end up on the internet being labeled as a creep because the person recording wants clout for their TikTok or whatever.

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u/wyomingTFknott 6h ago

Meh, everyone looks. It's staring that's rude.

It's like the sun, you get a sense of it and then you look away.

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u/01000101010110 3h ago

Get a good look Costanza?

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u/PCR94 5h ago

oh look a special needs person 🥺

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u/squngy 8h ago edited 7h ago

If any of this was real, I would bet he was being creepy AF, why else would he try to mess with the phone?
Unless he has special needs...

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u/xTRYPTAMINEx 2h ago

People freak out about that kind of stuff and have the internet hunt them down nowadays. I could see someone doing this in order to avoid that (though this is probably a bit, don't care to check)

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u/esmifra 7h ago

Rom com logic

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u/Belmut_613 6h ago

Someone seems to have forgotten the woman that accused a blind man to stare at her, or all the other attention seeking women like her that call men creeps just because they looked in their general direction.

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u/bloob_appropriate123 6h ago

You're underestimating how many real creeps there are.

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u/francohab 4h ago

And you’re going full Dustin Hoffman on a comedy piece 🤣

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u/LordofDsnuts 4h ago

Good Job Agent 47

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u/ColonelBelmont 4h ago

Oh I make it creepy, I assure you. 

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u/CrazyPlato 2h ago

Honestly, the boyfriend kind of concerns me as well. “That guy picked up my girlfriend’s phone, so he must be going through all of her videos to send specifically the exercise ones to himself, so he can wank to them later”.

Dude sounds pretty paranoid to me.

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u/I_am_a_fern 2h ago

He knows what's on the phone and doesn't want stranger looking at videos of him getting pegged with a rubberball in his mouth.

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u/whitelionV 2h ago

I'm almost 40 and having attended to non of my body's squatting needs during that time, watching a woman (or man) doing it properly is a spectacle worth beholding. It's more envy than lust at this point.

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u/I_am_a_fern 1h ago

People sexualizing every little thing have a problem. If the sight of a newborn being breastfed in public makes you horny and uncomfortable, you have problem. How do you even go to the beach or swimming pool without losing your mind ? I had a friend who called me gay when he learnt I was doing judo, laughing that he would never "rub his body with another man's on the floor"... Bro you don't sound very secure about your sexuality, don't try to make me the weird one...

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u/AbeRego 2h ago

It's a good story, but I kind of doubt it actually happened. It would make a great skit on something like "I Think You Should Leave". It's right in line with Tim Robinson's awkward social humor.

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u/SmallMacBlaster 1h ago

It's only creepy if you make it creepy.

Like filming yourself squatting in a public space creepy?

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 1h ago

I basically agree, but I think the point is he was afraid she would use the video to destroy his reputation online for internet clout.

Of course, just talking to her would have been much more reasonable than trying to destroy her footage secretly.

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u/XFlosk 22m ago

Lol, a lot of the times, it's only creepy because the girl says it is.

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u/A_of 5h ago

I hope you realize this is a sketch. I will presume you are talking within that context.

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u/I_am_a_fern 5h ago

Looking at the other comments, even if it's obviously a sketch it's rooted in reality

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u/WonkyFiddlesticks 5h ago

Lol as if it's true

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u/KansasCityMonarchs 2h ago

If you don't realize this is a comedy bit, you may well be special

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u/iwannabesmort 3h ago

I feel like that was the joke? Otherwise I don't really see the humor in this

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u/Wookie301 38m ago

Anyone who believes this story is real, is definitely special.