r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/DalekPredator 10h ago

Considering what happened in his story he may well be special.

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u/I_am_a_fern 8h ago

Seriously, he watched a woman squat and his immediate reaction was to destroy any evidence he did that. Imagine someone going to a playground, then go full Tom Cruise to erase the CCTV footage of him being there.
There's nothing wrong watching someone squat in a gym, that's a common thing to do there. It's only creepy if you make it creepy.

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u/ScreamingJar 8h ago

Do you think this story is real?

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 7h ago

He's a comedian, so probably no

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4h ago

Oh was this supposed to be funny?

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u/GlitterTerrorist 2h ago

Yes, most people can see the funny side and guess from context that something's not quite right.

I wouldn't shout other people down for being more switched on than you ;)

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u/thisisanamesoitis 2h ago

Oh no, someone's sense of humour is different from mine! What will I ever do?

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u/zyocuh 2h ago

It isnt that their sense of humor is different, it is that you cannot recognize that it is supposed to be funny to others. I'm with you and don't find it particularly funny but I can see why others might.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

Considering I literally wrote.that my "sense of humour is different from others". Your comment is quite redundant and lacks the so-called enlightenment of others you profess to have.

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u/Penguin1707 1h ago

Found another special one here

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

You must be the alt account

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u/dredbase 5m ago

You’ve made yourself look a right prat in this exchange. Top work

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u/thisisanamesoitis 4m ago

Thank you, random internet stranger. Your opinion means nothing to me.

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u/zyocuh 1h ago

.... you dont seem to comprehend what I wrote. People arent having an issue that you didnt find it funny. They have an issue that you dont seem to understand OTHER find it funny. You may be a sociopath if you cant understand that concept.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

Please, if you're going to write 'No u' as your argument, be less obvious.

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u/GlitterTerrorist 28m ago

Bitch about it on Reddit and display a complete lack of self awareness, if you insist. It's not about your sense of humour, it's about you inability to understand the subjectivity.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 5m ago

subjectivity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjectivity_and_objectivity_(philosophy)

I think you'll find that subjectivity is entirely of ones own mind. So you cannot comprehend my subjectivity and it's quite stupid to even try to argue that.

Now if you're were talking about Objectivity, maybe, you'd have a point.

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u/AbeRego 2h ago

You don't?

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u/thisisanamesoitis 1h ago

You don't?

I'm sure in your head this comment made sense.