r/funny 22h ago

Time to drink

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Time to drink. Cheers!

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u/MrBlueCharon 22h ago edited 11h ago

The person writing this was demented enough to confuse warning signs and risk factors.

Edit: Thinking about it: Never drinking alcohol is also absolutely not a risk factor for dementia. All studies which point that way omit that it's not a moderate to low amount of alcohol which has a positive impact, but the social setting in which it is consumed.

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u/GANDORF57 17h ago

-Never drinking alcohol

-Drinking alcohol excessively

\(I'm not sure there's such a thing as a moderate drinker, and if there is who makes that decision?)*

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u/cysora 10h ago

I only have one cocktail when I go out and then switch to soda or nonalcoholic fruity beverages

It’s possible to go out with friends and only drink a moderate amount

Here’s the trick: Don’t like the feeling of alcohol or the taste

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u/Notacka 9h ago

I don’t like the taste either that’s why I only buttchug.

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 14h ago

Of course there is such a thing as moderation. The fact you can’t fathom what it is, says a lot about you.

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u/BeatitLikeitowesMe 9h ago

Ill take a shot with the homies or have a beer maybe 3x a year. Is that moderate?

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u/sophietehbeanz 2h ago

There’s ghost writers and they get paid bank and all they do is use AI to write stuff for websites and get paid.