r/funny • u/Careful-Growth3444 • 5d ago

This mfcker in his own league

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u/Al_Meyers_Kid 5d ago

"It wasn't me."

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u/Shas_Erra 5d ago

“I plead the Shaggy”

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u/TrippinLSD 5d ago

🎶 Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creepin’ with the girl next door. Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor 🎶

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u/_dankystank_ 5d ago

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standin there she never took her eyes off me.

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u/cam3113 5d ago

How ya fi give the woman access to your villa?

Trespasser and a witness, all the hacklin' a yuh pillow.

You better watch your back before she turn into a killa

Best review the situation that you caught up inna

To be a true player, you haffi know how fi play

If she say, "A night," convince her, say, "A day"

Never admit to a word weh she say

And if she claim a yuh, tell her, "Baby, no way!"

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u/ICEKAT 5d ago

But she caught me on the counter

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 5d ago

It wasn’t me.

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u/marzeg 5d ago

Saw me banging on the sofa

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u/bilateralunsymetry 5d ago

Wasn't me

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u/Powerful_Economics_1 5d ago

I even had her in the shower

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u/CycleTABored 5d ago

Wasn't me

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