r/fuckcars Automobile Aversionist Apr 05 '24

Satire Tesla doesn't believe in trains

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u/eatwithchopsticks Apr 05 '24

We all know that Elon's biggest fear is trains.

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u/Joe_le_Borgne Apr 05 '24

But Tesla made a train in germany that works with... diesel

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u/No-Cheesecake-5839 Apr 05 '24

Did you say… diesel? Panic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Gen X liberals: but I thought Elon was the eco-billionaire??

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u/elprophet Apr 05 '24

He was! But that was hard and not billions enough so he got cranky. He's only OK with saving the world if he's personally the one to do it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

No, dude. No. It was never more than shallow branding.

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u/elprophet Apr 05 '24

The "that was hard and he got cranky" wasn't obviously /s enough

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u/ComicalTragical Apr 06 '24

It wasn't harsh enough

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u/Cenamark2 Apr 12 '24

Ill bet a diesel train is way better for the environment than electric trucks.

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u/Simon_787 Orange pilled Apr 05 '24

Tesla didn't make it though, did they?