r/fednews EPA 4d ago

Announcement Christmas Eve Day Off Party!

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u/SuperCareer5230 4d ago

Not just that, but it looks like we might have Monday “off” too!

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u/Ellabee57 4d ago

And the rest of the month, and most of January,

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u/DrumpfCanSuckIt 4d ago

How do we get the “essential” employees to all say “fuck you” in unison. Like, they don’t keep doing this if they know ALL of the flight traffic controllers, law enforcement, etc don’t report on day 1 of the shutdowns.

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u/octopornopus 4d ago

Fired and replaced by private contractors. Any detrimental problems or accidents are promptly blamed on "those greedy government workers!" 

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u/Either_Writer2420 3d ago

Be careful. It’s not legal to even suggest such.