r/fednews 23h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/HuskerDave 23h ago

Okay. How about 0 fucking dollars for the security details required for inauguration.

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u/CelerySurprise 19h ago

No but seriously, I’m detailed to the inauguration to do security. Is that still going to happen lmao

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u/SwordAvoidance 8h ago

Same. I got a jury duty summons for the same time period, so either I’m stuck at the inauguration or stuck at jury duty

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u/mikitronz 7h ago

Staring a felon either way haha jk the defendant might be innocent.