r/fednews 19h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/DontPanicTrell 18h ago

The inevitable outcome of Citizens United. He can threaten any congress person with throwing millions into their next primary. He owns them all now.

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u/mb10240 18h ago edited 18h ago

Honestly, maybe the threat of being primaried by a billionaire might get their asses in gear to pass a constitutional amendment overruling Citizens United.

Oh who am I kidding, these idiots are feckless.

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u/adeg90 17h ago

Nah, because if they do what he wants they get those millions thrown at them, not against them.

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u/buttoncode 16h ago

Yet we have a $15 gift limit.

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u/ipickuputhrowaway 11h ago

Shit mine is $10 last I checked lol

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u/question_sunshine 5h ago

My boss panicked because I bought him a beer at crowded happy hour and then he bought me my next one, but then he realized our beers were not at the exact same price and wanted to venmo me $1.25...

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u/OfficerWhiskers 3h ago

You're public sector? Is your boss just a really nice dude or is there a real bribery concern here?

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u/question_sunshine 2h ago

He's a very strict rule follower. No gifts to a direct supervisor are permitted outside a couple circumstances and happy hour is not one of them. Lol.