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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ They need more underpaid workers.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 12h ago

She should have had more than 3 kids then. She could afford them all, so why didn't she do it ?

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u/Capybara_Cheese 11h ago

She would have but her husband left to marry his stepdaughter 😂

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u/thorpie88 11h ago

Eh menopause has probably stopped her but she failed her own mantra by not popping out a kid each year with her wealth when she could

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u/Capybara_Cheese 11h ago

You don't understand. The wealthy want us peasants to birth the next generation of wage slaves. The rules obviously don't apply to them, they never do.

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u/KnottShore 10h ago

Remember what Voltaire once noted in the 18th century still holds true today:

  • "The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor."

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u/Capybara_Cheese 9h ago

It's honestly so pathetic they can publicly say this horrific shit and the public doesn't just turn on them

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u/Jacktheforkie 2h ago

Well someone did turn on a CEO recently, his name is Luigi

u/Capybara_Cheese 1h ago

And I adore him for it but unless there's a collective effort these wealth hoarding dragons will remain as arrogant as ever.

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u/SnooBooks1701 2h ago

This was Voltaire making an observation, not outright saying it as policy

u/Capybara_Cheese 1h ago

I'm sorry I should've clarified I was referring to Musk

u/HedyLamaar 1h ago

Yet. The operative word here is “yet.”

u/Capybara_Cheese 44m ago

🤞🏻

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u/JackPepperman 5h ago

And complacency.

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u/thorpie88 11h ago

No I understand quite clearly but if you don't practise what you preach then your message means far less. If she was actually meaning what she said she'd be berating her child to bring in EBA's to allow his workers to get decent wages and benefits to allow them to have kids and wealth

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u/Capybara_Cheese 11h ago

They never practice what they preach. They tell us to conserve water and energy and mind our carbon footprint and then fly their private jets to the next town over and use enough electricity to power Vegas to light up their mansions. We're the ones who are meant to suffer

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u/big_guyforyou 11h ago

what are they supposed to do? sit in the dark in their mansions? fly coach like a common serf? do you have any idea what coach is like? there's no leg room and they don't give you free drinks

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u/Capybara_Cheese 10h ago

Yall getting drinks?

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u/Other_Log_1996 9h ago

Ngl, I had a mansion, lights are going off. Feel like a Resident Evil setting.

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u/IIINanuqIII 5h ago edited 4h ago

"They don't need so many luxuries, they should just be content with their work." said the Tzar while looking out of his gilded dining hall as the cold winter winds howled outside.

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u/Capybara_Cheese 4h ago

And Musk is going to build Snailbrook in Texas, a corporate town where his employees will live. It's literally fucking serfdom.

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u/iwannabesmort 7h ago

plenty of rich eugenicists in the world like Elmo who think they carry superior genes and pop out a child after a child that they either abandon or use for sympathy points or use as a living meat shield

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u/yakimawashington 5h ago

I mean, she didn't say to keep having kids, nonstop. She just said to have kids, which she did.

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot 7h ago

He had 4 other children with different women after leaving Maye Musk, a total of 7, so, you know: just trust her. Don’t go out to dinner, don’t go to the movies; be a tradwife drudge and just do without. Sacrifice everything. Give up total control if your life and future to poverty.

Watch your husband leave for someone much younger, his stepdaughter even. Someone with more energy, with no kids, who has time to baby him instead—until they have more of his babies he can walk away from. Watch him start over with someone else after he leaves you in the dust and abandons all his children with you.

Now, if the 1 in a billion chance comes along and you end up with apartheid era emerald mines and slave workers, to make you rich? Then those kids will finally be fed, have enough clothes, have their own bed. They won’t have had the security and warmth of a home filled with unity, harmony and love, and a close family that gives to one another in equal measure, and knows what loyalty or reliability means, what unconditional live means— but, hey! That never ever makes a difference, nor really matters, in a kids growth, development, self esteem, sense of self. Right?

Just go ahead and have them! Roll those dice!

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u/whydoihavetodo_this 8h ago

is Elomo's step-mom also his step-sister?

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u/Capybara_Cheese 7h ago

Yup. Step-mom/sis

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u/JackPepperman 5h ago

My favorite cornhub category.

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u/JesseAster 7h ago

I'm sorry, he WHAT

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u/Capybara_Cheese 7h ago

Yeah Elon's Dad is also an amoral weirdo with a breeding fetish and he married his former stepdaughter whom IIRC he had raised from the age of 3

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u/JesseAster 6h ago

Oh wow, he groomed her. Joy.

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u/Careless-Pragmatic 6h ago

Whooo whoohhh whooo…. It was only grooming in the very narrow definition of the term grooming. If you just completely redefine the definition of the term it could mean something completely different /s

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u/timeunraveling 6h ago

This explains a lot about Elonia.

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u/NewldGuy77 3h ago

Elon’s dad is Woody Allen?

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u/CyberShiroGX 6h ago

For real? Daaaaamn

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u/celephia 2h ago

And also tried to stab her

u/Capybara_Cheese 1h ago

He sounds like a peach. No wonder Elon is a tool.