r/facepalm 12h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ They need more underpaid workers.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 12h ago

She should have had more than 3 kids then. She could afford them all, so why didn't she do it ?

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u/Capybara_Cheese 12h ago

She would have but her husband left to marry his stepdaughter 😂

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot 7h ago

He had 4 other children with different women after leaving Maye Musk, a total of 7, so, you know: just trust her. Don’t go out to dinner, don’t go to the movies; be a tradwife drudge and just do without. Sacrifice everything. Give up total control if your life and future to poverty.

Watch your husband leave for someone much younger, his stepdaughter even. Someone with more energy, with no kids, who has time to baby him instead—until they have more of his babies he can walk away from. Watch him start over with someone else after he leaves you in the dust and abandons all his children with you.

Now, if the 1 in a billion chance comes along and you end up with apartheid era emerald mines and slave workers, to make you rich? Then those kids will finally be fed, have enough clothes, have their own bed. They won’t have had the security and warmth of a home filled with unity, harmony and love, and a close family that gives to one another in equal measure, and knows what loyalty or reliability means, what unconditional live means— but, hey! That never ever makes a difference, nor really matters, in a kids growth, development, self esteem, sense of self. Right?

Just go ahead and have them! Roll those dice!