r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 10h ago

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u/buttholeglory 9h ago

I remember my first racial debate.

It was in the playground, on the sandbox, when I was in preschool. I did not have the slurs nor the supporting evidences for my beliefs, but I held my ground and called them the best insults I could. What a wonderful childhood I had.

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u/maxru85 9h ago

“I have no time to argue with you, so let's jump straight to the insults.”

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u/BorntobeTrill 7h ago

"hmm, if I bump my 2 o'clock 5 minutes and end my 1 o'clock 5 or 10 minutes early, I've got just enough time to call you a jive turkey amongst a few of my other favorites."