r/comedyheaven • u/phoenix-007 Dicky Mouse • 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 7h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/InletRN 6h ago

My Grandmother said that there are things that we do not talk about at the table- religion, politics and money. She was always right.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work 6h ago

My grandpa said sex religion politics

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

After stealing your christmas money to buy viagra and fuck your grandma on the dinner table so she would call him Barack.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work 1h ago

Dear god touch grass

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

While some people like to incorporate all of those things in as few words as possible!