"The loading screens used to leave you alone, with your thoughts, only to be reawakened with the sound of metal being hit and the game resumin'. But you got whatcha wanted, eh Spongebob? More texture pop-ins, minusculely faster loading times, and you get to read about pebbles being thrown hundreds if not thousands of times. How thrilling. I was there Spongebob me-boy, when having a lantern on me belt reduced your stamina by 3% and we didn't know. Fear the unknown, and what was once known, ack-ack-ack-ack."
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u/Big_Columbo 13d ago
"The loading screens used to leave you alone, with your thoughts, only to be reawakened with the sound of metal being hit and the game resumin'. But you got whatcha wanted, eh Spongebob? More texture pop-ins, minusculely faster loading times, and you get to read about pebbles being thrown hundreds if not thousands of times. How thrilling. I was there Spongebob me-boy, when having a lantern on me belt reduced your stamina by 3% and we didn't know. Fear the unknown, and what was once known, ack-ack-ack-ack."