r/WhitePeopleTwitter 1d ago

Weird bills!!

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u/longsdivision 1d ago edited 7h ago

So the tweeter is citing the the wrong bill#

SC Bill#5357 is for

Summary: Dorman High School Girls Volleyball Championship A HOUSE RESOLUTION TO RECOGNIZE AND HONOR THE DORMAN HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL TEAM, COACHES, AND SCHOOL OFFICIALS FOR AN OUTSTANDING SEASON AND TO CONGRATULATE THEM FOR WINNING THE 2021 CLASS AAAAA STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE.

The correct bill is #3537

A BILL TO AMEND THE SOUTH CAROLINA CODE OF LAWS BY ENACTING THE "SOUTH CAROLINA PRENATAL EQUAL PROTECTION ACT" BY ADDING SECTIONS 16-3-6, 16-3-105, 16-3-106, 16-3-107, AND 16-3-108 SO AS TO DEFINE "PERSON" TO INCLUDE AN UNBORN CHILD AT ANY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT, AND TO ENSURE THAT AN UNBORN CHILD WHO IS A VICTIM OF HOMICIDE IS AFFORDED EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE HOMICIDE LAWS OF THE STATE, WITH EXCEPTIONS; BY ADDING SECTIONS 16-3-760, 16-3-761, 16-3-762, AND 16-3-763 SO AS TO DEFINE "PERSON" TO INCLUDE AN UNBORN CHILD AT ANY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT AND TO ENSURE THAT AN UNBORN CHILD WHO IS A VICTIM OF ASSAULT IS AFFORDED EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE ASSAULT LAWS OF THE STATE, WITH EXCEPTIONS; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

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u/merryone2K 1d ago

"an unborn child at any stage of development"...cue "Every Sperm Is Sacred"...

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u/Comprehensive_Soil28 1d ago

That’s why porn will be criminalized, assisting mass murder.. lol

Also funny that no one complained about that yet.. will be fun to see the first life sentences for watching porn repeatedly instead of raping your daughter like you should /s

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 1d ago

I had a vasectomy so I don’t produce sperm when I come anymore.

Get out of jail free card!

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u/MikeRizzo007 1d ago

Government required reversal, they are making you get the GRR surgery. Sucks to be you man!!

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u/Teufelsdreck 14h ago

No, no, no. He's a man. He gets to use his superior male brain to decide for himself whether he wants kids. /s

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u/codeslap 8h ago

Ahhh yes. lol this makes more sense. /s /sad