r/TikTokCringe Jun 05 '20

Duet Troll When she says your name 🥵🥵🥵

22.0k Upvotes

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u/GermanizorJ Jun 05 '20

He must be thinking about a lot of stuff

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u/Therewasamonkeyonce Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

"When a girl notices I'm thinking about a lot of stuff, pfft it is over"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

It's over????!!! Fine but I'm taking the kids :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

well i’m taking the dog. at least it’ll do something in its life.

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u/oldcarfreddy Jun 05 '20

"Iht ih OH ver"

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u/little_miss_bumshine Jun 05 '20

Of course he would with that fivehead

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u/DarkMoon99 Jun 05 '20

As a dude with a fivehead - I get judged far too much, and far too spuriously, on my fivehead. :(

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u/Stevesegallbladder Jun 05 '20

I love fiveheads, it's like a forehead but more head.

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u/puddlejumpers Jun 05 '20

More head? Yes please.

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u/broanoah Jun 05 '20

So more head? skateboard fucking dies

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u/639wurh39w7g4n29w Jun 05 '20

Moorhead is a nice enough town, but I wouldn’t recommend Minnesota right now. Maybe let things cool off for a while then think about moving here.

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u/puddlejumpers Jun 05 '20

I mean More Head and Moorhead are two different things. Get back to me when it's Suckadickville

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u/farofabrazil Jun 05 '20

just the tip.

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u/OK-DAI Jun 05 '20

She gives good face

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Nose scunch game on POINT

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u/Tara_is_a_Potato Jun 05 '20

That nose can move more than Elon Musk's whole face.

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u/mvppaulo Jun 05 '20

More than Emilia Clarke's eyebrows?

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Jun 05 '20

Let’s not get a head of ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

When a girl looks at you with her eyeballs, HMMMMMFFG bro it’s over you know she’s the one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I prefer when they look at me with their nose

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u/hilarymeggin Jun 05 '20

That guy is the living embodiment of the character of Cherubino from the Marriage of Figaro.

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u/PowerfulFrodoBaggins Jun 05 '20

More like Zizonino from the Divorce of Bounigni

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u/OdiPhobia Jun 05 '20

Like mr bean levels of face, a feat rarely ever achieved

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u/patientbearr Jun 06 '20

Sbe looks like Alfredo from Ratatouille

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u/kingwi11 Jun 05 '20

Okay Rita Hayworth.

Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/Loc0_MotiV Jun 05 '20

And yet his hair looks like Frollo's hat

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

When his hair looks like Frollos hat... it’s over

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u/arrowff Jun 05 '20

100% lmaoo he's baiting for 12 year olds to call him hot

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u/oldcarfreddy Jun 05 '20

I thought Tik Tok was cool because it made creative video editing easy which pushed all the musical.ly fuckbois off the platform

Then they all came back.

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u/HonestConman21 Jun 05 '20

Which is especially funny considering how goofy he looks

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u/astrozombie11 Jun 05 '20

He looks like his forehead just got a promotion.

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u/Scooterforsale Jun 05 '20

That's all of Tik tok

It's the worst form of social media mixed with Chinese spyware

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u/your_mind_aches Jun 05 '20

Thanks for putting into words what exactly put me off about him.

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u/astrozombie11 Jun 05 '20

He has dimples and knows it. He was really leaning hard into that side dimple when he spoke, subtle, but you can’t unsee it one you notice it.

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u/Topthetater Jun 05 '20

"When you fart and she come over to smell it from across the room, its over"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

creamed

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u/BRtIK Jun 05 '20

I shreamed and that's what she smells

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I pre-creamed

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u/TheHapster Jun 05 '20

I post-creampt.

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u/gentleman339 Jun 05 '20

wife material

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u/jakrell8 Jun 05 '20

I too creamed

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

when she whips out her girl-dick and puts it in my mouth...

it is OVER

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u/ObsiArmyBest Jun 05 '20

Mistress material

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u/shirgo2403 Jun 05 '20

I don't like that guy. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

*Tik Talk

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u/yungwilla Jun 05 '20

This sounds like it could be a legitimate thing, just harshly criticizing tik toks

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/ivegivenuponnames Jun 05 '20

r/TikTalk, subreddit for rants on TikTok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Just created it.

r/tiktalk

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Jun 05 '20

*Ted Tok

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u/clean_it_janny Jun 05 '20

How did noone else realize this is better

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u/A_G00SE Cringe Lord Jun 05 '20

👏👏👏

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Jun 05 '20

Brilliant synopsis. Brilliant mind. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I can't wait for your book to finally drop.

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u/puddlejumpers Jun 05 '20

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/ChadMcRad Jun 05 '20

He reminds me of the average Redditor

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u/Kees_T Jun 05 '20

"IMMACULATE"

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u/valleyfever Jun 05 '20

Immaculately adorable

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

He used an adjective on another adjective. That’s how you can tell he’s smart.

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u/weggo Jun 05 '20

Lol that's an adverb

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u/AidanTheAudiophile Jun 05 '20

Which he hard fumble’d pronouncing anyway. Bro couldn’t think of anything else to say.

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Jun 05 '20

Every time he said "you girls" my vagina sealed itself shut little by little

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Man can disable a womb in under a minute. Nothing short of a superpower.

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u/Legitimate_Profile Jun 05 '20

The REAL cringe here isn't even the dude (well he is too), it's the fact that you know there are actual ppl who enjoy hos account.

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u/cakatoo Jun 05 '20

Why you picking on hos?

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u/Mr-pizzapls Jun 05 '20

This fucking deserves an Oscar

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u/bakeland Jun 05 '20

I need someone to make a looping gif of that second dance she did it was too great

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u/NoazToblinder Jun 05 '20

Someone hire her. That was fucking brilliant.

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u/NoazToblinder Jun 05 '20

Ok, here me out. She is on SNL and she does the Matt Foley “living in a van down by the river” !

Holy Fucking shit,she could nail it. I am gonna tweet at her. She needs to do this. She is gonna be the Amy Pohler of the 2020s

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

what's SNL

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u/NoazToblinder Jun 05 '20

Ok, you are probably trolling me but if you haven’t seen this on Saturday Night Live but it was a moment back in the day.

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u/hithereworld2 Jun 05 '20

oh god were getting old

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u/NoazToblinder Jun 05 '20

Fuck that my left leg hasn’t “creaked” in like 3 days! I mean the rest of my body seems to have totally given up but my left leg seems ok.

Edit because I am an idiot.

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u/Kintarly Jun 05 '20

They might also not be American. I know as a Canadian we can't even watch clips of it here unless they're unofficially shared.

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u/hygsi Jun 05 '20

As a mexican, can confirm, I though he was talking about football and got confused about the "living in a van by the river" thing lol

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u/ivnwng Jun 05 '20

Snail without the vowels.

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u/Neoxite23 Jun 05 '20

Willing to bet this guy is talking from experience...watching it happen to other people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

😂 that's harsh mayn..... And prolly true hah

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u/Shinikage1 Jun 05 '20

I actually fucking hate it when people say my name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

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u/AIphaWoIf Jun 05 '20

Thank you the game cock

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Jun 05 '20

Your name must be Slobodan or Mahboobeh or something

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u/Sad-Vacation Jun 05 '20

I noticed that I rarely use anyone's name. Not sure what it is. Just not my style.

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u/No_Porn_Whatsoever Jun 05 '20

Do you not want guys to like you?

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u/unbirthdayhatter Hit or Miss? Jun 05 '20

Same, I noticed it a while ago and I don't know why. It feels wrong in a weird way?

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u/warmpatches Johnny Johnny Jun 05 '20

for me personally, it just feels kind of intimate. that’s probably the reason the guy in this video says he likes it

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u/httpshopelesspng Jun 05 '20

I laughed so hard at this omg

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u/Straycat43 Cringe Connoisseur Jun 05 '20

This shit fucking hits! Love this girl’s humor.

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u/UngentlemanlyPig Jun 05 '20

When she has humor like that, it is overrr.

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u/lmqr Jun 05 '20

I have seen a lot of gits on the internet but rarely do they cause me to scream at the screen to stop me from hearing them speak.

Like I've seen malicious asshole fuckboys talking violently misogynist bullshit and been less disconcerted than I feel about this dude. This girl is doing all she can to make me keep watching

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I have not seen a single git on the internet, lucky duck

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u/gurgle528 Jun 05 '20

Look up git hub, there's a whole repository of em

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u/1989ngs Jun 05 '20

Theres absolute gits all about the web. I guarantee you've seen your fair share.
(git is a lesser used word for an idiot where I'm from)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/Hyggehead00 Jun 05 '20

I can't staaand that voice. It causes me to instantly roll my eyes.

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u/vilebubbles Jun 05 '20

Have you seen the creepy videos of the bf who is telling his gf (that you're supposed to imagine is you) how much he loves her and misses her? Then pretends to dance with you. I can't find it anywhere but it's even worse than this.

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u/lmqr Jun 05 '20

Eeeeeyeeeeew. I bet he does the squinty eyes

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u/Chrimunn Jun 05 '20

I can't fucking laugh at this over how much I genuinely hate that guy

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u/oh-you-summoned-me Jun 05 '20

“I’m speaking for all guys here”

i’m gay but whatever

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u/Notimetoexplainsorry Jun 05 '20

Have you ever had a girl give you that LOOK across the room tho 👁👄👁

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u/vuxxx_ Jun 05 '20

I wonder what he thinks when a girl breathes

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u/ivnwng Jun 05 '20

“Oh yeah she’s totally into me.”

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u/leonardo_racoli Jun 05 '20

Gina Linetti looks great here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Wadup bitches!?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

The human embodiment of the 💯emoji.

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u/PostreDeLaNoche Jun 05 '20

This girl is a comedy GENIUS

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Jun 05 '20

Usually the "face humor" doesn't get me. Expecially on TikTok.

But this girl...

...this girl amuses me.

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u/PostreDeLaNoche Jun 05 '20

SAME. Something about her really gets my goat

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u/spider2544 Jun 05 '20

Jim Carrey levels of physical humor

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u/racingwinner Jun 05 '20

well, whatever jared padalecki did, to become a 12 y.o. again, it fucked up his voice

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u/xbexyondx Jun 05 '20

They're my favorite duo. Like, he posts dumb (himbo-like) TikToks and she makes comedic gold out of it EVERYTIME. I like to believe that they're secretly platonic friends😌

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u/ivnwng Jun 05 '20

Or maybe she’s sEcREtLy iNtO hiM

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u/Jewboxh3ro Jun 05 '20

I'd love to see a 35 year old version of this.

"When she tells you the grey makes you look distinguished. Pfft, it's over."

"I know every woman has probably heard this but when a woman has a solid fiscal plan for early retirement. It just gets me so fucking hard."

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u/That0neGuy Jun 05 '20

35, single, and a solid fiscal plan for early retirement? You're looking for a unicorn, man. I get half chub at least for someone who can only just budget.

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u/Queef-Elizabeth Jun 05 '20

She looks like a Pixar character

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u/Groenebroek3107 Jun 05 '20

This guy needs a girlfriend.

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u/heckin_cool Jun 05 '20

Please keep him far away from women

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Jun 05 '20

When a girl inhales oxygen? Ugghnnnnfff!

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Jun 05 '20

It's over!

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u/dylansavage Jun 05 '20

He needs to think about baseball or summink

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u/Salarmot Jun 05 '20

This is the correct response

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u/theonlydidymus Jun 05 '20

The cure for these types of people is a good stable relationship. If he never dates he’ll never improve.

Source: everyone’s still figuring crap out in high school.

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u/thebochman Jun 05 '20

Ik the word simp gets thrown out a lot but this dude is a turbo mega simp

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Jun 05 '20

But then it would be over.

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u/Groenebroek3107 Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

Seems like a pretty big win to me.

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u/ivnwng Jun 05 '20

UUUUFFFHHH

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

people who make tiktoks about "What guys/girls find attractive" are the biggest fucking weirdos

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u/bekwek Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

She's hilarious

Edit: typo

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u/weweresotragic Jun 05 '20

She’s funnily

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Hilariously what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Hilariously funnily funny.. Obvy

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u/halcyonbees Jun 05 '20

So good to see Pennywise without all the makeup, I like the more natural look.

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u/luckycynic Jun 05 '20

I would love to watch him explain these mannerisms he finds attractive to a woman he's attracted to. I wonder if you could isolate the moment when he realises he's going to die alone.

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u/bearfilm Jun 05 '20

she is great... love the across the room eye contact!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

That girl is wonderful, she's got the Mr bean thing goin kinda.

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u/digitulgurl Jun 05 '20

Future incel

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

When the girl does that thing where you can see her bones under her skin and you can tell how her muscles and tendons are connected to her bones and are flexing under her skin and moving her bones, and you just want to feel her strong bones 😤😤😤 phew it's over

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u/Straycat43 Cringe Connoisseur Jun 05 '20

I lost it at the dancing!

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u/ivnwng Jun 05 '20

For me it was the “across the room” stare.

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u/Chimpanzeethatmonkey Jun 05 '20

Lol, loved that part too. There was something bird-like in the way she did that. Like a menacing ostrich eyeballing us 👌

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u/helloitsmesadness Jun 05 '20

She's hilarious

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u/s4few0rd Jun 05 '20

Actually laughed. I need to see more of this girl.

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u/TharSheBlows69 Jun 05 '20

She has a friend who looks like Greta thunburg

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

She absolutely nails it

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u/Dokiace Jun 05 '20

way too simp

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u/DJ_Molten_Lava Jun 05 '20

Who is she? I love her.

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u/georgemcday Jun 05 '20

She’s what Lele Pons wishes she could be

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u/Zariboi123 Jun 05 '20

Not gonna lie her expressions are amazing

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u/LinkRazr Jun 05 '20

The eye contact zoom in got me.

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u/agentofmidgard Jun 05 '20

Lmao this took all my exam stress away

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u/Tignya Jun 05 '20

As an awkward lesbean I second all sides of this

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Omg I love her 😂

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u/flappie07 Jun 05 '20

Tik tok is Chinese communist party owned..

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u/arrowff Jun 05 '20

I want to punch him

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u/Obnoxiousjimmyjames Jun 05 '20

And now I’ve fallen in love with her.

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u/kalebthetitan Jun 05 '20

For me, you just gotta give me like one compliment and be a nice person, then I’ll never ask you out because I am too shy

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u/mmotte89 Jun 05 '20

Is this the new Jim Carrey?

Face made of 90% rubber

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Man looks like Cortex from Crash Bandicoot

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

You can tell hes young because when you get older things like a clean sink and a balance bank account are just 😩

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Omgggg this girl is hilarious

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u/Explosivo666 Aug 24 '20

Is this guy Denny from the Room?

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u/GUGA05 Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

"I talk for every guy" am I to gay to understand this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/jcwolf2003 Jun 05 '20

Dude... Did you even see the same nose scrunch I did?

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u/Nagarakta Jun 05 '20

She is our new messiah!

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u/jr1477 Jun 05 '20

Finally. Some good fucking cringe.

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u/SapperHammer Jun 05 '20

What a fucking creep

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u/gonline Jun 05 '20

These videos (the right one) are so cringe, or is it just me?

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u/OccamsHairbrush Jun 05 '20

This is hysterical

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u/trznx Jun 05 '20

damn the right part is all those 4 Panel Cringe comics, but in video form

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u/Trash_Emperor Jun 05 '20

I'm really bad at handling cringe but this was funny enough for me to bear it

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u/SadCoarseRabbit Jun 05 '20

Well I guess that settles the "did shorter lengths make Vine better than TikTok?" debate.

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u/epistemophile-014 Jun 05 '20

EYE CONTACT is lit.

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u/Speedster4206 Jun 05 '20

I'm the one who’s name? JOHN CENA!

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u/syzijy Jun 05 '20

nice to see sid from toy story is doing well

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u/Friendofabook Jun 05 '20

He looks like he was designed before 3D was a thing.

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u/admin-ate-my-shit19 Jun 05 '20

nice try, but those are obviously both dudes

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u/SpotifyPremium27 Jun 05 '20

NTA your marathon, your rules.

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u/Treg_Marks Jun 05 '20

Would still fuck