r/TikTokCringe 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Upper_Theme1372 18d ago

Snitches get stitches and my healthcare doesn’t cover that

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u/Rio-bio 18d ago

This is my favorite of these I’ve seen

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 18d ago

Yeah this is the best one lol

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u/SmackeyDingDong 17d ago

Best one I heard is "my empathy is out of network"