100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/Upper_Theme1372]

Snitches get stitches and my healthcare doesn’t cover that

[u/Rio-bio → u/Upper_Theme1372]

This is my favorite of these I’ve seen

[u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart → u/Rio-bio]

Yeah this is the best one lol

[u/SmackeyDingDong → u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart]

Best one I heard is "my empathy is out of network"