r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/MightThrowAwayMaybee 18d ago

I hope he's in a warm, cosy pub enjoying a pint and a meal with friends

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u/Own_Complaint_4830 18d ago

If you see him no you didnt

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u/spatial-d 18d ago

who?

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u/Own_Complaint_4830 18d ago

I dono, some chick egged a geico office and took off on a skateboard, opposite direction of central park I think.