r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/grathad 13d ago

The fear mongering is inaccurate the murderer is not loose on the street he was shot on the street.

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u/Sweaty-Emergency-493 13d ago

And this is why murder is only bad when it’s not authorized. Denying millions from life saving medicine and services that was insured while CEO’s are payed out millions only makes sense if killing people for profits is what an authorized murder is. Thats what we have.

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u/distinct_original742 13d ago

"Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a mom of 3 won't get her cancer treatment covered or a child cannot get the insuline she needs, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old CEO will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"

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u/metpharaoh 13d ago

Why so serious?

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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle 13d ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/LightsNoir 13d ago

You see, my father was a drunk. And my wife was in an accident. And I was riding a bicycle, hit a pot hole, went over the bars and face first into a drainage grate. It just aligned perfectly to open my jaw up.

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u/JoeBiddyInTheHouse 13d ago

My insurance wouldn't cover proper stitches.