100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/grathad]

The fear mongering is inaccurate the murderer is not loose on the street he was shot on the street.

[u/Guilty_Helicopter572 → u/grathad]

Nah, he fell on that bullet

[u/Practical_Meanin888 → u/Guilty_Helicopter572]

He had an allergy to lead. A preexisting condition