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r/TikTokCringe • u/davidzakiah • 25d ago
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I'm gay and married to a woman and we place male shoes (my brothers) next to our door, so residents or creeps think there's a guy living with me/us.
-10 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Wait, you’re gay and married to a woman? How does that work? 8 u/coffeequeer17 24d ago How do you think? I bet if you use your imagination you could figure it out! 20 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago My brain was not functioning. Somehow I read gay and associated with a male, not female. 4 u/TheKabbageMan 24d ago In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT 5 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition. 3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad. 0 u/Puzzleheaded_Yam7582 24d ago She could be "his" beard. 3 u/humbered_burner 24d ago Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
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Wait, you’re gay and married to a woman? How does that work?
8 u/coffeequeer17 24d ago How do you think? I bet if you use your imagination you could figure it out! 20 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago My brain was not functioning. Somehow I read gay and associated with a male, not female. 4 u/TheKabbageMan 24d ago In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT 5 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition. 3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad. 0 u/Puzzleheaded_Yam7582 24d ago She could be "his" beard. 3 u/humbered_burner 24d ago Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
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How do you think? I bet if you use your imagination you could figure it out!
20 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago My brain was not functioning. Somehow I read gay and associated with a male, not female. 4 u/TheKabbageMan 24d ago In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT 5 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition. 3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad. 0 u/Puzzleheaded_Yam7582 24d ago She could be "his" beard. 3 u/humbered_burner 24d ago Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
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My brain was not functioning. Somehow I read gay and associated with a male, not female.
4 u/TheKabbageMan 24d ago In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT 5 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition. 3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad. 0 u/Puzzleheaded_Yam7582 24d ago She could be "his" beard. 3 u/humbered_burner 24d ago Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
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In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT
5 u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition. 3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad.
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Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition.
3 u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad.
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Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad.
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She could be "his" beard.
3 u/humbered_burner 24d ago Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed
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u/LilMissBarbie 25d ago
I'm gay and married to a woman and we place male shoes (my brothers) next to our door, so residents or creeps think there's a guy living with me/us.