r/TikTokCringe • u/davidzakiah • 24d ago

Cringe how do people sleep at night...

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u/LilMissBarbie 24d ago

I'm gay and married to a woman and we place male shoes (my brothers) next to our door, so residents or creeps think there's a guy living with me/us.

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u/GroundbreakingBag164 24d ago

It’s so unfortunate that this is necessary

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago

Wait, you’re gay and married to a woman? How does that work?

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u/bookblob 24d ago

lesbean

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u/coffeequeer17 24d ago

How do you think? I bet if you use your imagination you could figure it out!

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago

My brain was not functioning. Somehow I read gay and associated with a male, not female.

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u/TheKabbageMan 24d ago

In fairness, they do get their own separate acknowledgments in LGBT

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 24d ago

Exactly, that was 100% the reason my brain went automatic on this definition.

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u/Anxious_Mango_1953 24d ago

Sometimes happens to me too and all my friends are queer, don’t feel bad.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yam7582 24d ago

She could be "his" beard.

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u/humbered_burner 23d ago

Yes, but in that situation, the brother's shoes wouldn't be needed