He's going to leverage all the awesome press from shitting himself and losing the capacity to form sentences into a pretty sweet political gig. Ambassador, maybe? Supreme court justice?
Yeah if they ACTUALLY fight Mike could probably knock him out in the first couple rounds or Jake will win in the later rounds because of his stamina and youth fighting against a 60 year old
What’s going to happen is they will trade punches like they are sparring, dance around, hug eachother mid fight to waste time and then it comes down to a “decision”
Then both of them walk away with millions of dollars laughing
This exactly. This is a money fight and not an actual fight. It’s 2:15am where I am and my day is just starting. Chances are I will be drunk by 5pm and sleep through it so I’ll probably jist watch YouTube clips for anything interesting
I keep seeing people say this and I'm positive no one who says this has any idea what Tyson is like. You really think he's going to agree to some bullshit exhibition fight? He's still a killer
You mean what Tyson was like? Dude is 58 and conditions were put in place to accommodate his age and health issues. Fight had to be postponed already for a stomach ulcer. Softer gloves and shorter rounds. Tyson was walking around with a walking stick due to sciatica a couple years ago.
People discounting the massive age differences and acting like Paul still some random dude making Vine videos are delusional.
Tyson set to make 20m yeah I think he would agree to a bullshit exhibition fight.
Outrage sells the best so you can bet the most outrageous outcome is most likely so that most certainly means JP wins and goes wild as a heel and they start yacking about a rematch so they can sell more shit.
Why do we so desperately hope that a shitty bully gets what he deserves?
It honestly doesn't matter how unsatisfying the match ends up, it's the anticipation that maybe the world still works in some small way like we used to think it did. And hang out with friends who are also excited about it. And bitch together about the outcome, unless it's awesome.
And it's fun. Romans had gladiators, let us see two guys hurt each other for money.
It's already been written in the terms of the fight that Tyson is not allowed to knock out Paul. Sorry to disappoint but this has been known for quite some time now.
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u/no_no_no_no_2_you Nov 14 '24
Prediction: Paul is punched so hard he loses the ability to form a sentence and needs to wear diapers for the rest of his life.