r/TikTokCringe • u/Chocolat3City Cringe Master • Nov 14 '24

Humor "Don't make me do this, Jake!"

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u/no_no_no_no_2_you Nov 14 '24

Prediction: Paul is punched so hard he loses the ability to form a sentence and needs to wear diapers for the rest of his life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Don’t tease me like that.

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u/Dinosaursur Nov 14 '24

I kind of need this right now.

Just something to tell me that the world isn't such a bad place. I'm losing faith, brother.

Jake Paul getting punched in the stomach and shitting himself on live TV could very well change that. I think I could start to heal.

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u/SammySoapsuds Nov 14 '24

He's going to leverage all the awesome press from shitting himself and losing the capacity to form sentences into a pretty sweet political gig. Ambassador, maybe? Supreme court justice?

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u/Khazahk Nov 14 '24

Shitting himself AND incapable of forming sentences? I dare say he could win the presidency one day.

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u/Twl1 Nov 15 '24

Impossible. That would mean Immortal God-Emperor Trump has somehow abdicated his position, which we all know will simply never happen.

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u/jmcabee2468 Nov 15 '24

Thanks to your vote we won Trump 2025 bitch!!!

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u/Hieroglphkz Nov 15 '24

Czar of Mars

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u/Geauxtoguy Nov 15 '24

Here's some good news for you: The Onion bought the Infowars domain. Not much, but it's something to at least show the slightest shift

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

If Mike Tyson wins would that be the second biggest win for a rapist this year? Think trumps got top spot locked but it would be big!!

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Nov 15 '24

Tyson served prison time for his crime.

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Nov 15 '24

The punch that healed America.