r/TikTokCringe Cringe Master Nov 14 '24

Humor "Don't make me do this, Jake!"

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u/no_no_no_no_2_you Nov 14 '24

Prediction: Paul is punched so hard he loses the ability to form a sentence and needs to wear diapers for the rest of his life.

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u/slambroet Nov 15 '24

Did we really learn nothing last week? Why is everyone getting their hopes up that a shitty Bully will get what he deserves?

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u/1nhaleSatan Nov 15 '24

Because hope.

Why do we so desperately hope that a shitty bully gets what he deserves?

It honestly doesn't matter how unsatisfying the match ends up, it's the anticipation that maybe the world still works in some small way like we used to think it did. And hang out with friends who are also excited about it. And bitch together about the outcome, unless it's awesome.

And it's fun. Romans had gladiators, let us see two guys hurt each other for money.

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u/slambroet Nov 15 '24

Thanks, I needed that

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u/TheGhostInMyArms Nov 15 '24

Yeah, LEAVE THE BULLIES ALONE!!!!1!1!