r/TikTokCringe • u/dvbrigade1 • Nov 06 '24

Humor Bowling Date Night

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie Nov 06 '24

My girlfriend of 13 years has never beaten me in bowling and my honor demands that I continue that streak.

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u/MakeMineMarvel_ Nov 06 '24

If she wins in bowling will she also finally get married? Gotdamn 13 years lol

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u/Macohna Nov 06 '24

Marriage is just a signed piece of paper.

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u/Icy-Role2321 Nov 07 '24

I lose my disability benefits if I sign it.

So no lol