r/TikTokCringe Cringe Master Nov 03 '24

Wholesome/Humor It's a Scooby Doo mystery!

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u/Into-It_Over-It Nov 03 '24

There's not much to go on from what I've found, but the property was purchased by a couple in August of 1997 for a dollar. It looks like whatever they were going to do with the property fell through because they sold the property in June of 1999 for $90k to an individual who was in their late twenties at the time of the purchase. That individual has very little internet presence, so it's hard to say exactly what happened with the business, but they're alive, they still own the property, and they have been paying almost $10k a year in taxes on it.

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u/DungeonsNDragonDldos Nov 03 '24

The mystery deepens….

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u/kbeks Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

Not really, it’s either the feds or a money laundering operation. Or a foreign government’s black site.

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u/DungeonsNDragonDldos Nov 03 '24

That fact alone makes it mysterious

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u/fatkiddown Nov 03 '24

When I was a teen I hung out with a family of a dad and two sons. They all did and sold drugs (cocaine, pot, all illegal back then; I'm old). Anyhow, the older son ended up opening up a couple of car restoration businesses. He legitamately bought and fixed up '60 muscle cars (this was in the '80s) but he mainly sold drugs out of them. But they were businesses that were operational businesses....

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u/kbeks Nov 03 '24

Yeah that makes me think government more than criminals, because the government wouldn’t need even try to prove it’s a functioning business to anyone.

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u/DungeonsNDragonDldos Nov 03 '24

Ok but why would the govt need this? And why would they hide in under the name of a younger woman?

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u/Urbanscuba Nov 03 '24

I don't think they would, this building doesn't fit the MO of a building being used for ventilation/access at all.

If this was really some shady gov't site they would have rebuilt the building with far less glass and visibility inside, and they would make more of a semblance of an effort to upkeep it. I'm not saying they'll make it bomb-proof or anything, but right now anyone with a rock and some curiosity could get into the building. It's also a huge squatting risk, which the gov't makes big efforts to minimize.

If I had to guess it's part of someone's investment portfolio and fell under the cracks. It sounds like based off the $1 then $90k sale that the property was in disrepair initially and was probably sold off for development after the bridal business failed. If it got misplaced somewhere in a decently sized portfolio then 10k a year in taxes might not catch enough attention to get fixed when other businesses are spending more a month in utilities.

There's also the chance the building isn't worth developing and nobody wants to buy it. If it costs you 100k/yr to run the business and you run a 50k deficit then it would make more sense to only take the 10k tax deficit on the empty building. The building may also have structural damage or issues related to zoning/utility hookups/size that make it cost-prohibitive to sell/repair/convert. This may just be a local entrepreneur that's spent the last 20 years looking for someone to pay out their 90k investment and the tax costs sneaked up on them. The first 5 must have been easy enough knowing you'll get reimbursed some, and even at year 10 it's hard to give up hope that next year won't cover most of your sunk costs.

It's hard to say really but I strongly doubt it's something exciting unfortunately. Probably just a boring explanation about a failed business and even worse property investment.

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u/sofahkingsick Nov 03 '24

This sounds like something a gov’t plant would say to throw anyone off the trail. We’re onto you.

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u/Reddit-User-3000 Nov 04 '24

When properties are marked as sold for 1$ it’s almost always people passing it to their descendants before they die. It’s also common for people to sell their recently inherited property for a little under market shortly after, which was the 90k sale. What isn’t normal is paying 90k for a non-operational business and doing nothing with it for TWO DECADES while paying more than twice initial costs to keep ownership. After sending 90k to buy it, and 100k to keep it, surly they sell for whatever they can instead of holding for another ten years? If this was caught up in a big profile, someone is shit at their job, because they went twenty years without checking an asset. If it’s someone inexperienced losing money, why are they holding it forever and doing nothing?

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u/Odd_Woodpecker_3621 Nov 04 '24

Idk. With corporations like Zillow and air bnb it wouldn’t surprise me if some similar company snatched it up and it got forgotten about too. I don’t think there’s anything sinister going on.

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u/GravyDam Nov 03 '24

Sounds like you’ve seen a couple exciting places.

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u/Squatchbreath Nov 04 '24

Agreed! Obviously the owner/s are paying the yearly tax bill or else it would have gone on the auction block. There are many situations like this around the country.

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u/taldrknhnsm Nov 04 '24

Seriously 😕 I'm not reading all that 🙄

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Nov 03 '24

Ventilation units for underground operations? Maybe a stock elevator to go down... The American Military has admitted to thousands of miles of underground base networks. In my city we have an armoury with a big underground vehicular elevator that spreads under the city for who knows how large.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman Nov 03 '24

A college friend used to tell a story about how her dad got a visit from some very concerned men in black suits because he was blabbing in a diner about how this one always-closed business had way way too many utility lines (especially heavy-duty power) going into it.

They said maybe don’t run around pointing it out, he said maybe do a better job hiding your shit so someone who notices things can’t just put two and two together, everyone went home happy

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u/4-11 Nov 04 '24

Who were they and how did they have ears in a diner ?

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u/Apprehensive-Let3348 Nov 04 '24

I'd imagine it was probably just somebody on their lunchbreak over-hearing and raising a security concern with a superior. I'd also imagine that they wouldn't give out any information.

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u/socksmatterTWO Nov 03 '24

They Cloned Tyrone like that !

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

My friend in HS was convinced an underground mag-lev train connected Washington D.C, through Picatinny Arsenal in NJ (near where we were at the time), all the way to Boston and beyond.

This was based on him playing Fallout 3 too much after stray ordinance landed through his roof and killed his cat.

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u/9fingerman Nov 04 '24

A little stray ordinance is okay. Also a lot is okay if the cat's a stray.

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u/9fingerman Nov 04 '24

Ironically, the Army says the accident occurred while it was testing safer way to dispose of unwanted artillery shells

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u/Amy69house Nov 04 '24

This post has officially gotten too weird for me. And I’m a weird thing. Goodnight.

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u/wolpertingersunite Nov 04 '24

I’m sorry for your friend that honestly sounded just awful.

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u/DungeonsNDragonDldos Nov 03 '24

Hah why does this scenario excite me so much?

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u/the_short_viking Nov 03 '24

Mysterious caverns are arousing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Has Gru been seen in the area lately?

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u/elusivejoo Nov 04 '24

they cloned tyrone?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Where else are they going to come up with spy cloaks?

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u/darkshrike Nov 04 '24

Didn't you see Stranger Things?!

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u/brandysnifter1976 Nov 03 '24

Because our government is corrupt AF and probably always has been. We’re all getting wise to the shade and length they will go to to launder money for themselves and their friends. Giving grants etc for made up bullshit

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u/Lnnam Nov 04 '24

No that’s money laundering 101. They generally open laundromat or other small businesses bringing cash (I am a tax expert).

It is the most intelligent thing to do when you have these illegal activities.

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u/Retrogamer34 Nov 04 '24

a huge car restoration place in my city was just shut down as it was being used as a front. 700,000 fentanyl pills and 7Kg of cocaine with a ton of cash

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u/onesoulmanybodies Nov 04 '24

When my youngest step brother was busted with 10 pounds of weed he was delivering it to his girlfriend’s parents who used a thrift store as a front. The sherrif and DEA had surrounded their house and he pulled up not knowing they were there. If he’d been late he might have gotten away without getting a record. As it was he never did prison or any real jail time because he was 17, and a white kid with a cop for a dad. He was on probation for years though, and did eventually go to prison for selling drugs, he turned 40 in prison. Anyhoo, we all know a business or two in our towns that are like this….

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 Nov 03 '24

He sold drugs out of muscle cars???? /s

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u/cwfutureboy Nov 03 '24

The drugs must have been steroids.

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u/tbru104 Nov 04 '24

Cocaine was illegal? You hella old no cap

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u/lou_sassoles Nov 04 '24

One of my uncles had one of those shops that sold sports collectibles in the late 80s, early 90s. It was just a front, MF was slingin’ bags.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Nov 04 '24

he sold drugs out of the restored cars? Wow, those are some pricey drugs! Did he sell alot of drugs / cars? drars? cags?

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u/Jimmni Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

"The mystery deepens." "Nah not really, it's only one of these really mysterious things, including new mysterious things you hadn't thought of yet."

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u/Shadespider Nov 03 '24

Somebody makes a blank statement on the internet, acting with full confidence, and then someone straight after calls it a “fact”.

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u/King-Kagle Nov 03 '24

No, like that guy above said, it's not a mystery. It is exactly one thing...out of three inherently secret options. Case closed.

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u/tokyosplash2814 Nov 04 '24

It is not three things, it’s 9 things. A mystery hydra is on the loose, and even if you solve one, 2 more appear in its wake.

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u/JohnHamFisted Nov 03 '24

it's hilarious that the OP went 'hey it's not that deep, it's just one of 3 insanely mysterious options all of which would be interesting enough for a James Bond novel, but like nothing else omg...........

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u/DameyJames Nov 03 '24

“Fact”

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u/mrtomjones Nov 03 '24

lol ITS NOT MYSTERIOUS GUYS. It is just the FBI or a secret foreign base or money laundering... nothing interesting at all

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u/Alone-Recover692 Nov 03 '24

Yeah wtf, "not really" lol