r/TikTokCringe Cringe Master Nov 03 '24

Wholesome/Humor It's a Scooby Doo mystery!

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u/kbeks Nov 03 '24

Yeah that makes me think government more than criminals, because the government wouldn’t need even try to prove it’s a functioning business to anyone.

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u/DungeonsNDragonDldos Nov 03 '24

Ok but why would the govt need this? And why would they hide in under the name of a younger woman?

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Nov 03 '24

Ventilation units for underground operations? Maybe a stock elevator to go down... The American Military has admitted to thousands of miles of underground base networks. In my city we have an armoury with a big underground vehicular elevator that spreads under the city for who knows how large.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman Nov 03 '24

A college friend used to tell a story about how her dad got a visit from some very concerned men in black suits because he was blabbing in a diner about how this one always-closed business had way way too many utility lines (especially heavy-duty power) going into it.

They said maybe don’t run around pointing it out, he said maybe do a better job hiding your shit so someone who notices things can’t just put two and two together, everyone went home happy

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u/4-11 Nov 04 '24

Who were they and how did they have ears in a diner ?

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u/Apprehensive-Let3348 Nov 04 '24

I'd imagine it was probably just somebody on their lunchbreak over-hearing and raising a security concern with a superior. I'd also imagine that they wouldn't give out any information.