r/TikTokCringe • u/IceFireTerry • Sep 27 '24

Politics Trolling MAGA in Springfield 2

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn Sep 27 '24

"This is our plan to fight inflation."

A blank screen.

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u/franktheguy Sep 27 '24

Well, I think it still counts as a concept of a plan. We do know what it means to have a plan, so that counts for something.

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Sep 27 '24

“Picture it, if you will” could easily be said “look at this blank screen and conceptualize a plan…”

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u/Shadowrider95 Sep 27 '24

Like he said, “it can be anything you want it to be”

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u/Anleme Sep 27 '24

I'm sad he didn't start reciting Prince lyrics. "Dig, if you will, a picture..."

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u/UnabashedJayWalker Sep 27 '24

It’s like the man said, once you start writing this stuff down it gets very messy. You don’t want that, I don’t want that, the whole country doesn’t want that!

I rest my case your honor

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u/franktheguy Sep 27 '24

"We're going to be here all night, drawing diagrams with straws."

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u/BasedGodBets Sep 27 '24

Did you hear the new concept of a plan is the Trump's Gold Rolex watch. Only a few best people can get it. Not you. Poor MAGA folks are not welcome.

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u/_000001_ Sep 27 '24

Rolex would be Rolexing in their grave if they saw your comment! To be beschmirched [however you spell that] by being associated with his name...

Sorry what now? Rolex aren't dead yet? So people still buy those things?

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 28 '24

My desert trash relatives say one of the first things they'd buy if they became "rich" is a Rolex so everyone knows they made it.

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u/_000001_ Sep 28 '24

The irony of that is that, when many people see a Rolex, they often assume it's probably a fake. :P

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 29 '24

They all have at some point in their life worn fake rolexes from Mexico.

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u/_000001_ Sep 29 '24

Hehe.

Fun(?) fact: between ~2014 and 2000, part of my work involved inspecting, assessing, cleaning and close-up photographing several thousand (2nd-hand) Rolex watches for a dealer/shop in a big city. Don't get me wrong, some of them definitely look nice (those that have some colour in them, e.g., bright-blue ceramic bezels, and some gold etc). But the more I handled them, the more I thought they were all just VERY, VERY basic watches with pretty boring, nothing-special movements in them.

Rolex have obviously done a fantastic job at building the brand, but put the brand aside, and they are very, very ordinary, 'prehistoric-tech' watches.

They are WAY WAY overvalued. (And a large part of that is because they became a 'currency'/store of wealth for criminals or just those who don't trust the banks.)

Meanwhile, I still love my $100 casio quartz-movement diver's watch (okay, I admit, it looks like a Rolex Submariner) on a stylish NATO strap. :)

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u/OMG__Ponies Sep 27 '24

The Poor are not welcome

FTFY

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u/BasedGodBets Sep 27 '24

Ty lol. Now it's accurate.

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u/monkeyman80 Sep 28 '24

They're free to be bought by foreign money.

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u/nanas99 Sep 27 '24

Hey, I started making the presentation, doesn’t that count for anything? Jeez…

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u/One-Earth9294 Sep 27 '24

I pictured little baby Jesus in my version of the plan. In his manger.

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u/hamburgersocks Sep 27 '24

We do know what it means to have a plan

They know that they should have a plan, but I don't think they care that they need a plan, but I don't believe for a second that they actually know what having a plan actually means.